Homeland Security: Keeping America safe while putting the make on kids for nearly 5 years

Wouldn’t it just suck to wake up one morning and have the whole world know your dirty little secret? Well, it would suck more if that little secret involved seducing little kids: Welcome to the world of Brian J.Doyle.

Currently, Doyle has been charged with charged with seven counts of use of a computer to seduce a child and 16 counts of transmission of harmful material to a minor. Which I believe is several more counts than even Homeland Security workers can get away with.

This is what happens when government gets to big, you know. They start raping children. Seriously, read up on Rome. Their Homeland Security Department was the end of the empire.

Let’s keep something in mind. The guy on the left is the accused pedophile, Brian J. Doyle. On the right is Brian Doyle-Murray, who helped write Caddyshack and who is, by all accounts, a swell fellow.

–WKW

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