Say no to Jeff Foxworthy: ‘Redneck’ comic offers would-be mothers $50K
August 14, 2006 by William K. Wolfrum
Country Music Television announced it will pay $50,000 to the mother of the first baby born in the United States during the “Labor” Day weekend premiere of comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s new baby sketch comedy show called “Foxworthy’s Big Night Out.”
Mothers, please trust me on this: your child does not want to be the winning baby. Knock that number up to $500,000 and maybe, but for $50,000, not a chance. The scarring will just be too deep.
Best known for his endless “You might be a Redneck” bit as well as his help in the dumbing down of the U.S., Foxworthy may begin a new trend with this contest – Babies puposefully, and desperately doing their best to not be born.
–WKW
Jeff, I am having my second child his name is (Zion Thomas Piggee) due date is September 11, 2006. I was told about this offer by a friend and I was happy to hear it because my family and I love you and your show.