Is the U.S. planning to pulverize Iran with nukes on Aug. 22?

First of all, the U.S. will go to war with Iran before George W. Bush’s presidency is over. I just can’t stop myself from believing that the script was written long ago. And Bush’s love affair with his own destiny makes me firmly believe that there is no way he will pass on this opportunity while the opportunity is still there.

They will go around Congress somehow, will of the people be damned. This is destiny. This is God’s will. Hurling the world into untold chaos is meaningless provided there is the opportunity to kill untold amounts of Arabs. It will last years and years, the draft will be reinstated, etc., etc. And history will judge George W. Bush as a great killer, even though he’s at best a simplistic follower.

This I can’t help myself from believing. I hope to be proven wrong.

Now, the conspiracist in me: What if all this “Iran is planning a suicide Nuke war on Aug. 22″ talk that is all the rage amongst many — especially “conservatives” — is just setting up an nuclear attack on Iran by the U.S.

And being the U.S. is war-weary and all, and would obviously be there for years and years conventionally, why not just pulverize them right off the bat? And we can blame it all on the “nutjob” that is Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Ok, this, I don’t truly believe. But it’s not near as far-fetched as it should be.

–WKW

2 Responses to “Is the U.S. planning to pulverize Iran with nukes on Aug. 22?”

  1. justaguy Says:

    I find myself pinching the soft skin on the underside of my arm below the elbow every morning while making the coffee just to make sure I am really awake and have not dreamt up the best satire ever written.

    Jeeebuss I wish this wasn’t real.

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