William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

From the Associated Press:

“Presidential adviser Karl Rove criticized a federal judge’s order for an immediate end to the government’s warrantless surveillance program, saying Wednesday such a program might have prevented the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

‘Imagine if we could have done that before 9/11. It might have been a different outcome,’ he said.”

Rove reportedly then talked about how Mexican people smell like beans and beat the living crap out of an elderly lady that had been complaining of chest pains.

Rove went on to say: “If leading Democrats had their way, their policies would make our nation weaker and the enemies of our nation would be stronger”

And then ate a live baby in three bites, using the Constitution to tidy up afterward, insiders say.

–WKW

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