Abu Hamza al-Muhajer is the next Iraqi al Qaeda Idol!
September 7, 2006 by William K. Wolfrum
The votes have been counted and the plume of spoke has risen to the heavens and Abu Hamza al-Muhajer is the newest Iraqi al Qaeda Idol!
“This is just amazing, totally cool, seriously,” said al-Muhajer.
The previously unknown al-Muhajer locked up his place as al Qaeda’s new No. 1 man in Iraq with a stirring rendition of “Allah akbar, Say it again, Alla akbar!”
The previous Iraqi al Qaeda Idol, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed in an airstrike. Now, it’s up to al-Muhajar to round up his tiny force in Iraq so that U.S. officials can make him the most terrifying man alive.
“He definitely has potential,” said a U.S. official. “He can hit the high notes, has a beard and knows how to entertain a crowd.”
Showing the skills that made him the new boss, al-Muhajer responded with a tirade against the U.S.
“Everyone showed so much faith in me, you know? I’m seriously going to try and kill the hell out of those infidels,” said al-Muhajer.
Al-Muhajer’s first album “I’m seriously going to try and kill the hell out of those infidels,” is due out by Christmas.
–WKW
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