Sure, we operate secret prisons and practice rendition, but … Hey, look, a tape of the al Qaeda Islamofascist Death squad baby killers!!!
September 7, 2006 by William K. Wolfrum
So, let me get this straight: the President stands up before the world and admits he’s been an immoral, renditioning, torture-ordering (I use “torturing” as an alternative for the word “alternative”) bad boy, and the very next day, a tape of Osama bin Laden appears?
Heeyyyyyy … are you guys forgeting to be terrified again? You keep this up, they may need to conjure up even more scary images of men with beards.
This new video is truly an important sign — it shows that, with vital elections fast approaching, Americans may possibly be paying attention to world events. This new video is obviously a not-so-subtle sign that American citizens better quickly lapse back into their malaise, or else, well, more videos will be forthcoming, followed by trucks with speakers on the top of them driving up and down residential streets with the word “TERRORISTS!” repeated on an endless loop, in a blood-curtling scream.
Really, America, it’s up to you. If you keep noticing the immense hole your leadership is digging for you, then you’re just asking for it.
So please, watch “The Path to 9/11″ to find out the real reasons why we were attacked, and learn a little more about the blood-thirsty, horrifying brown people who would cut your throat and drink your blood if they could, and then tune into the brand-new season of Dancing with the Stars, only on ABC!
–WKW
The Psychotic Patriot also blogged this story, with a slightly different twist, albeit more “alternative” than the mainstream.
With all the delusional memes inplay, how can anyone discount – or prove – this one?
[...] Now, I was watching “Path to 9/11″ when I realized that Bill Clinton was the cause of 9/11 and the Islamofascist Osama bin Laden. It was on ABC, which is owned by Disney. Mickey Mouse, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, 9/11. But Bill Clinton was having sex. Sex with hot Asian barely legal teens. Fueled by Viagra, his sex was super hot German porn. Super hot. Osama bin Laden with Monica Lewinsky hot. Sexy barely legal islamofascists. [...]
[...] Because there’s a chance terrorist islamofascists will come take over the U.S. and enslave you. [...]