Cheney, tell ‘em, baby: I Think Georgie’s Gone Crazy
Georgie’s Gone Crazy
(To the tune of Eminem’s “My Dad’s Gone Crazy”)
[Intro:]
[Tuning TV]
[Bush Snortin Crack]
[TV Presenter:]
Hello boys and girls
Today we’re gonna talk about President and media relationships
Do you have a Georgie?
I’ll bet you do
[Door opens]
who’s your Georgie?
[Cheney:]
Georgie, what’re you doing?
[Beat starts]
[Georgie:]
Haha
[Georgie & Cheney:]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
[Georgie:]
I’m goin to hell, who’s comin’ with me?
[Cheney:]
Somebody, please help him!
[giggle]
i think Georgie’s gone crazy!
[Verse #1:]
There’s no mountain i can’t climb
There’s no power too high,
No law I won’t learn how to defy
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you
There’s no Islamofascist I won’t take this chainsaw to
[Rove Makes Chainsaw Sound]
Fuckin’ U.S. brawn got Saddam’s balls
I cut ‘em off, i got ‘em pickled and bronzed in Reagan’s jelly bean jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed,
Sunglasses with John Kerry’s name, on my drag wall
I’m out the closet, i been lying my ass off
All this time, me and Osama been fucking with hats off
[Osama:]
Suck it Georgie
[Eminem:]
So tell the David Gregory and the rest to back off
Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off
And launch one of these newculears, and that’s all
[Rove Makes Explosion Sound]
Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
[Knocking]
Cheney, tell ‘em baby
[Cheney:]
Georgie has lost it
[Georgie:]
There’s really nothin’ else to say, I… I can’t explain it
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
A little help from Dick Cheney, won’t you tell ‘em baby
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
There’s nothin’ you could do or say that could ever change me
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
There’s no one on earth that can save me, not even Cheney
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
It’s like the liberals always told me
[Georgie Impersonates Liberals]
Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,
and liberty and goddamit, you little motherfuckers
If you aint got nothin’ nice to say then don’t say nothin’
[Cheney:]
Uh, George
[Georgie:]
There’s really nothin’ else to say, I… I can’t explain it
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
A little help from Dick Cheney, won’t you tell ‘em baby
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
There’s nothin’ you could do or say that could ever change me
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
There’s no one on earth that can save me, not even Cheney
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Verse #3:]
My speeches can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make scratch your head after the same lies
See what you’re seeing is Karl Rove at work
Which to him isn’t work, so it’s easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it’s to tell you it’s bleak
I’d yank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I’d raise taxes, and give gay’s rights twice at once
And die and come back as Al Gore’s son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with shit, every time i spoke
And that’s pretty much the gist of it, liberals are pissed, but my base love
it
[Georgie:]
There’s really nothin’ else to say, I… I can’t explain it
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
A little help from Dick Cheney, won’t you tell ‘em baby
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
There’s nothin’ you could do or say that could ever change me
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Georgie:]
There’s no one on earth that can save me, not even Cheney
[Cheney:]
I think Georgie’s gone crazy
[Cheney:]
ha ha
You’re funny Georgie!
–WKW