Bill Frist: Bring back the Taliban!
Remember kids, being tough on terrorism means giving the world’s most screwed-up, evil Islamic fundamentalists back control of Afghanistan, and forgiving them for giving Osama bin Laden a comfortable office so that he could plan the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks against the U.S.
Because when Bill Frist says we just can’t defeat the Taliban, you better believe him.
Hey, Afghanistan, sorry for blowing your country to holy hell again, but here are the evil theocratic leaders back to make your lives even more hellish. Oh yeah, and suck it! Bwahaha!
From the International Herald Tribune:
U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Monday that the Afghan guerrilla war can never be won militarily and called for efforts to bring the Taliban and their supporters into the Afghan government.
The Tennessee Republican said he had learned from briefings that Taliban fighters were too numerous and had too much popular support to be defeated by military means.
“You need to bring them into a more transparent type of government,” Frist said during a brief visit to a U.S. and Romanian military base in the southern Taliban stronghold of Qalat. “And if that’s accomplished we’ll be successful.”
Trent Lott: “Iraq, why should we care?”
Bill Frist: “Afghanistan? Give it back to the Taliban.”
This “War of Civilizations” stuff is seriously complicated.
–WKW
December 7th, 2006 at 2:08 am
[…] According to CNN, the Taliban is working themselves back into power in Afghanistan, where they famously hid Osama bin Laden while he helped plan attacks on the U.S. and U.S. interests worldwide. Sadly, the Taliban and bin Laden are not much of an interest to the U.S. anymore, up to the point that former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist announced he thought it best just to let the Taliban back in Afghanistan. […]