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By: William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » Since they can’t breed, Evangelicals recruit children

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:07:19 +0000

[...] – Former homosexual preacher Ted Haggard, from the film “Jesus Camp” [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » Gay dudes hoping to have hot gay sex with Tim Hardaway get disappointed

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 00:41:24 +0000

[...] Yeah, I know. I could have sworn he was gay myself. Maybe Timmy’s one of the self-hating types. I hear they’re the best in bed. I’d have to say the jury is still out on this one. [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » Rumored relationship between Jessica Alba and Oliver Willis heats up, reports blogger Oliver Willis

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 18:13:06 +0000

[...] HOLLYWOOD — In a rumor that is sweeping the nation, actress Jessica Alba has been reported to be “deeply involved” with blogger Oliver Willis. This is according to blogger Oliver Willis, as well as many other bloggers, journalists, convicts, evangelists, and some guy looking for handouts. [...]

By: Oversleeps.com » article desk » Golfer Supremacy Rankings making like Tiger Woods and taking the show on the road for big bucks, while we’re allowed

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:04:34 +0000

[...] We here at the GSRs are planning on traveling now, because we know that starting in January, everyone traveling into or out of the U.S. will need pre-boarding permission from the U.S. government to make sure you aren’t a “High-Risk Passenger.” Now, while we at the GSRs are as all-American as Rev. Ted Haggard, we’re aware that our overriding opinion that all politicians are, at their essence, worthless authoritarian pinheads, may put us on some radar screens of said politicians. So better to travel now. [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » Jesus Christ screws Republicans: “Blow me” says Messiah

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:40:24 +0000

[...] Heaven-Bush Administration relations have frayed recently however, culminating when the Rev. Ted Haggard admitted to being a homosexual meth freak after long campaigning against gay rights. [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » A Craigslist Curmudgeon does the snarky work so you don’t have to

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 17:34:04 +0000

[...] Like, who can ever forget the brilliant blog I recently wrote entitled: “Rev. Ted Haggard loves the cock”? Now there was a groundbreaking piece of work which truly captured the essence of the story – a hypocritical pastor loving cock. [...]