Operation Screw America’s Voters stays on script: bombing of Iran still on schedule

Following their theory that citizens of the United States are a bunch on worthless pantywaists, so who cares how they vote anyway, all things seem to be going according to schedule for a a swift destruction of Iran, followed by a decade or so of hanging around, watching our troops die, killing brown people, watching the world’s economy tank while making Americans the most hated and threatened humans on the planet.

Thus far the script is being followed perfectly:

1) Declare Iran a horrible enemy to mankind (check)

2) Accuse Iran of getting WMD’s (check)

3) Get congressional approval to bomb the hell out of anyone you want, anytime you want (just messing with you. They don’t need no stinkin’ congress)

4) Receive intelligence stating Iran is not a threat, ignore it, open fire on the messenger. (check)

“The White House is not going to dignify the work of an author who has viciously degraded our troops, and whose articles consistently rely on outright falsehoods to justify his own radical views,” White House spokeswoman Dana Perino said regarding Seymour Hersch, whose “outright falsehoods have been consistently “right.”

5) Start throwing the term “Mushroom Cloud” around liberally, as in “If we don’t do something right now with Iran, then Des Moines, Iowa will disappera in a mushroom cloud, guaranteed.” (Pending)

6) Attack Iran, drag world into a pre-WWII type depression, keep war profiteers happy for another few decades (pending).

Yep, we’re just about there.

–WKW