George W. Bush: Worst. Boyfriend. Ever.
December 1, 2006 by William K. Wolfrum
Tony, you are hot. Seriously, you are smokin’. You and I are meant to be together. C’mon, let’s do this. You and me. Mmmmmmm, doesn’t it feel right? Yeah, let’s get rid of Saddam. Mmmmmm.
Democracy … terrorists … al Qaeda … oh yeah, you got it baby … we’re in now … we’re working it … move to your right some more so I can get more baathists … oh, baby, it’s soooo good …
God Yes! We did it, baby. We’re in and they can never get us out now. You were perfect, I love you.
Gotta run.
Stop Calling.
Hey, guys, look at Tony.
I totally did him.
What a whore.
He really thinks I’m gonna call back. Hehe.
I have an idea, someone send him a thank you card. Hehe.
Hey, anyone got Angela’s phone number?
–WKW
[...] In yet another example of the “Law of Everything George W. Bush Touches Goes to Shit,” the crappy year of British Prime Minister Tony Blair just got crappier, as the UK press has jumped on the story that his wife, Cherie, spent some time as a nude model back when she was hot, which was in the early ’70s, reportedly. [...]
[...] It’s becoming apparent that nobody let Tony Blair know that the War on Terrorism is forever. Did he not truly understand his BFF relationship with George W. Bush? That’s Best Friends Forever, even when Bush treats you like his bitch. [...]
HELL!! My EX treated me better than that!!!
THAT’S WHY I SAY F!@#$%^&* THE FEMALES!!! YOU’RE BETTER OFF SINKING YOUR MONEY, TIME & EFFORT INTO AN OLD HARLEY PANHEAD!!!
at least the Panhead will take you places……
Philip B
P.S. As my Dad would say;
Treat THEM they way they treat YOU…
FIND ‘EM, FEEL ‘EM, F*** ‘EM AND FORGET ‘EM!!!
You’ll end up dying of AIDS, but at least you’ll know you took a few of the b!@#$%^ es down with you…