Fox News: “Tired of being a prostitute? Why not be a journalist!”
Quick, guess which story Foxnews.com is currently highlighting on the front page of its Web site. All of these are actual current news stories, by the way:
1) U.S. Generals expected to be shuffled, as Iraq policy shifts.
2) Bush warns of new sacrifices in Iraq
3) Rival groups in Somalia agree to peace talks
4) N.Korea nuclear talks to continue through Friday
5) Joy Behar of “The View” asks Hillary Clinton softball questions
If you picked No. 5, well, then you understand how Rupert Murdoch’s sick, demented, destroy-a-nation’s-media mind works. Joy. Fucking. Behar.
I kid you not, I am literally shocked that Fox News “Journalists” aren’t blowing their brains out daily. It honestly should be a suicide-fest over there.
Seriously, Joy Behar could spend all day, every day on “The View” calling the Pope a transexual pedophile Nazi, and you still wouldn’t put it on the front page of anything except maybe “Joy Behar Monthly.” By definition, she is not newsworthy.
–WKW
December 20th, 2006 at 10:55 pm
I kid you not, I am literally shocked that Fox News “Journalists” aren’t blowing their brains out daily.
I am shocked that your’re shocked! For the Fox News “journalists,” it’s a great gig. They get paid. They get benefits, including teeth bleaching. They get to be on the TeeVee (media stardom of any degree being the soul reason to exist in 21st-century America). So if they have to talk about Joy Behar and Rosie O’Donnell or party-girl Miss USA or Natalee Holloway or Paris Hilton, or whoever, it’s nonetheless a wonderful life. Not a serious, productive, grown-up life, but a wonderful life.
December 21st, 2006 at 12:42 pm
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December 27th, 2006 at 8:08 am
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