Comments on: Fox News: “Tired of being a prostitute? Why not be a journalist!” http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2006/12/20/fox-news-tired-of-being-a-prostitute-why-not-be-a-journalist/ Bill Wolfrum's world of satire and commentary Tue, 6 Jan 2009 07:47:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » Dear Fox News: Where in the hell is my Joy Behar coverage! http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2006/12/20/fox-news-tired-of-being-a-prostitute-why-not-be-a-journalist/#comment-1910 Wed, 27 Dec 2006 16:08:38 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2006/12/20/fox-news-tired-of-being-a-prostitute-why-not-be-a-journalist/#comment-1910 [...] First of all, you just get someone hooked on Joy Behar, and then yank her away. You’re a Joy tease, that’s what you are, Fox News. [...] […] First of all, you just get someone hooked on Joy Behar, and then yank her away. You’re a Joy tease, that’s what you are, Fox News. […]

]]> by: William K. Wolfrum » Blog Archive » Fat, meaningless white people fight - and Fox News is there http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2006/12/20/fox-news-tired-of-being-a-prostitute-why-not-be-a-journalist/#comment-1518 Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:42:03 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2006/12/20/fox-news-tired-of-being-a-prostitute-why-not-be-a-journalist/#comment-1518 [...] The Rosie O’Donnell, Donald Trump, Joy Fucking Behar triumvirate in less than 24 hours. I can onbly imagine Fox News journalists are looking back wistfully on the days that all they had to do was fellate Bush on an hourly basis. [...] […] The Rosie O’Donnell, Donald Trump, Joy Fucking Behar triumvirate in less than 24 hours. I can onbly imagine Fox News journalists are looking back wistfully on the days that all they had to do was fellate Bush on an hourly basis. […]

]]> by: Rueful http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2006/12/20/fox-news-tired-of-being-a-prostitute-why-not-be-a-journalist/#comment-1482 Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:55:35 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2006/12/20/fox-news-tired-of-being-a-prostitute-why-not-be-a-journalist/#comment-1482 <i>I kid you not, I am literally shocked that Fox News “Journalists” aren’t blowing their brains out daily.</i> <b>I am shocked that your're shocked!</b> For the Fox News "journalists," it's a great gig. They get paid. They get benefits, including teeth bleaching. They get to be on the TeeVee (media stardom of any degree being the soul reason to exist in 21st-century America). So if they have to talk about Joy Behar and Rosie O'Donnell or party-girl Miss USA or Natalee Holloway or Paris Hilton, or whoever, it's nonetheless a wonderful life. <b>Not a serious, productive, grown-up life, but a wonderful life.</b> I kid you not, I am literally shocked that Fox News “Journalists” aren’t blowing their brains out daily.

I am shocked that your’re shocked! For the Fox News “journalists,” it’s a great gig. They get paid. They get benefits, including teeth bleaching. They get to be on the TeeVee (media stardom of any degree being the soul reason to exist in 21st-century America). So if they have to talk about Joy Behar and Rosie O’Donnell or party-girl Miss USA or Natalee Holloway or Paris Hilton, or whoever, it’s nonetheless a wonderful life. Not a serious, productive, grown-up life, but a wonderful life.

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