William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

If your name is Viagra, good luck sending an e-mail.

–WKW

Known soy ingestor Ted Haggard.

Remember kids, people can’t possibly be born gay. They are made gay. By consuming too much soy. Or so says Jim Rutz in “A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals”

From World Net Daily:

There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a “health food,” one of our most popular.

Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you’re also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you’re a woman, you’re flooding your system with a substance it can’t handle in surplus. If you’re a man, you’re suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your “female side,” physically and mentally.

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

Soy also makes people dress better, and makes you more or less totally fabulous. It would be nice if they could find something that’s both healthy and enlarges your penis, though.

–WKW

For years, Americans have been oblivious to the mortal dangers of the Heisman Trophy. There’s that straight arm, for example. Could put an eye out with that. Then before you know it, the owner of said trophy has control of the plane and is barreling down on the White House. Then where are you, you bunch of surrender monkeys?

Luckily, the Department of Homeland Security has seen the light. From the Associated Press:

Troy Smith’s Heisman Trophy was shipped home because airport security would not allow the Ohio State quarterback to take it on the plane Tuesday.

Smith wore a black leather jacket with the Heisman insignia on back when he arrived at the airport from New York, where he was presented college football’s most coveted trophy.

“We decided to have it shipped. That’s much easier. How times have changed. Eddie (George) carried it on the plane and put it in the seat next to him,” sports information director Steve Snapp said.

Smith was later waterboarded, belly-slapped and isolated for a few hours and warned to avoid being black on an airplane again, just a precaution.

Heisman Trophy threat diverted

–WKW

Yes, as a matter of fact, penguins are liberal.

–WKW

For more than five years now, it has been popular in the U.S. to ask the question “Is Islam inherently violent?” and ponder whether Muslims dream of taking over the world.

While Americans, having waken up late to the problems of Islamic terrorism, debate what has been debated thousands of times prior, the rest of the world is debating something different.

Are Americans inherently violent?

From The Guardian:

That the US tortures, routinely and systematically, while prosecuting its “war on terror” can no longer be seriously disputed. The Detainee Abuse and Accountability Project (DAA), a coalition of academics and human-rights groups, has documented the abuse or killing of 460 inmates of US military prisons in Afghanistan, Iraq and at Guantánamo Bay. This, it says, is necessarily a conservative figure: many cases will remain unrecorded. The prisoners were beaten, raped, forced to abuse themselves, forced to maintain “stress positions”, and subjected to prolonged sleep deprivation and mock executions.

The U.S. is expansionist, has nukes, will torture and kill, bomb innocents, launches pre-emptive attacks on nations and is the first in line when it comes to forcing economic sanctions on nations we disagree with. The world has every reason to fear and question us.

While random Muslims commit atrocious acts for their religion or sect, the U.S. is still the world’s largest and most powerful nation. We act as one in committing random acts of violence against the world. Over the years the U.S. has shown itself to be a violent, xenophobic nation, that has little care nor knowledge of other peoples and cultures. We have been that way since we arrived on this continent.

Are Americans inherently violent? That is the question. And like how Americans have only recently started questioning the true desires of Islam, the rest of the world is now questioning the motives and beliefs of the U.S.

–WKW

Ever have the feeling you’re being watched?

–WKW

In yet another example of the “Law of Everything George W. Bush Touches Goes to Shit,” the crappy year of British Prime Minister Tony Blair just got crappier, as the UK press has jumped on the story that his wife, Cherie, spent some time as a nude model back when she was hot, which was in the early ’70s, reportedly.

From The Australian:

The wife of British Prime Minister Tony Blair posed naked for the British artist Euan Uglow when she was an unknown trainee barrister in her mid-20s.

For more than a year, Cherie Blair earned pound stg. 5 an hour modelling for the 1.5m painting Striding Nude, Blue Dress, wearing a sleeveless dress open at the front.

Will Darby, of the Browse and Darby gallery in Mayfair, who was Uglow’s close friend and dealer for 25 years, said: “He wasn’t pleased with the painting because it wasn’t finished. We exhibited it in 1983 alongside the finished one, but after that he just didn’t want to show it.

“He was friends with the Blairs and it was his wish that it would never be shown after they entered public life.”

Mr Darby said it was difficult to put a value on the work.

“I don’t think anybody would want it because there is not enough of it there,” he said. “Perhaps someone with an interest in politics might.”

Blair, who has seen his political career crash like Sputnik since he ever-so-gently placed Bush’s manhood in his mouth lo those many years ago, had no comment on the story.

Rumors that Laura Bush once posed for an artist have proved to be created by angry partisan-minded opponents of the President. However, it has long been well-known that Barbara Bush did a photo layout for Hustler back in the 1930s, before the Bush family made mad bank from the Nazis.

Striding Blue, starring a semi-nude Cherie Blair

–WKW

It’s always better to study before the big test rather than afterward.

–WKW

Augusto Pinochet died today at the age of 91. With help from the CIA, Pinochet overthrew the elected government of Chile in 1973. Henry Kissinger announced he won’t be attending the funeral, as he’d be immediately arrested and charged with war crimes if he stepped foot in South America.

From the AP:

Gen. Augusto Pinochet, who overthrew Chile’s democratically elected Marxist president in a bloody coup and ruled the Andean nation for 17 years, died Sunday, dashing hopes of victims of his regime’s abuses that he would be brought to justice. He was 91.

As the mustachioed Pinochet crushed dissent during his 1973-90 rule, he left little doubt about who was in charge. “Not a leaf moves in this country if I’m not moving it,” he once said.

Pinochet, born November 25, 1915, as the son of a customs official in the port of Valparaiso, was commander of the army at the time of the 1973 coup, appointed 19 days earlier by the president he toppled.

The CIA tried for months to destabilize the Allende government, including financing a truckers strike that paralyzed the delivery of goods across Chile, but Washington denied having anything to do with the coup.

In the days following Pinochet’s seizure of power, soldiers carried out mass arrests of leftists. Tanks rumbled through the streets of the capital.

Many detainees, including Americans Charles Horman and Frank Teruggi, were herded into the National Stadium, which became a torture and detention center. The Americans were among those executed by the Chilean military, their deaths chronicled in the 1982 film “Missing.”

Other leftists were rounded up by a death squad known as the “Caravan of Death.” Victims were buried in unmarked mass graves in the northern Atacama desert, in the coastal city of La Serena and in the southern city of Cauquenes.

Pinochet disbanded Congress, banned political activity and started a harsh anti-leftist repression. At least 3,197 people were killed, more than 1,000 others are unaccounted for, and thousands more were arrested, tortured and forced into exile.

Pro-War Americans have pointed out that thousands and thousands died during D-Day and the Battle of Normandy, so the deaths of 3,200 under Pinochet is a small price to have created a thriving, successful, Pro-American democracy in Chile.

–WKW

The only difference between chiropractors and Scientologists is that movie stars don’t become chiropractors.

–WKW

Remember, when they finally pull the plug on the Internet it will be to “save the children” or “fight the terrorists.” And guys like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Mark Steyn will be fighting tooth and nail to help shut down the greatest free-speech technology. And then the pulpit will truly only belong to the select few.

From CNET News:

Millions of commercial Web sites and personal blogs would be required to report illegal images or videos posted by their users or pay fines of up to $300,000, if a new proposal in the U.S. Senate came into law.

In a speech on the Senate floor this week, the Arizona Republican and former presidential candidate warned that “technology has contributed to the greater distribution and availability, and, some believe, desire for child pornography.” McCain scored 31 of 100 points on a 2006 election guide scoring technology-related votes.

After child pornography or some forms of “obscenity” are found and reported, the Web site must retain any “information relating to the facts or circumstances” of the incident for at least six months. Webmasters would be immune from civil and criminal liability if they followed the specified procedures exactly.

McCain’s proposal, called the “Stop the Online Exploitation of Our Children Act”, requires that reports be submitted to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, which in turn will forward to the relevant police agency.

The other section of McCain’s legislation targets convicted sex offenders. It would create a federal registry of “any e-mail address, instant-message address, or other similar Internet identifier” they use, and punish sex offenders with up to 10 years in prison if they don’t supply it.

Fox News must be proud of McCain’s cunning usage of “some believe” as he deftly attributes a belief to no one. Because as of now, this law fights nothing and only adds a layer of government control onto the Internet.

“This constitutionally dubious proposal is being made apparently mostly based on fear or political considerations rather than on the facts,” said Kevin Bankston, an attorney with the Electronic Frontier Foundation in San Francisco.

Just something to remember when McCain is being trumpeted as a Presedential candidate who was a prisoner while defending America’s freedoms — as a politician, he’d take away your freedoms in a heartbeat.

–WKW

Many Americans have gotten used to the idea that the government is going to try and ban things that may be bad for them. Smoking has slowly but surely become something you can only do at home, as even having a cigarette outside is illegal in some areas.

Taken a step further, recently New York decided it wouldn’t allow its restaurants to use trans fat in their foods, and many other cities will likely jump on this train, making illegal the artery hardening stuff.

Now, while I don’t agree with the vast majority of these rules and feel the average American doesn’t need the State to be their babysitters, I am but a man of my time and like the rest of you, stuck with these rules while in the U.S.

That being said, if the government is so hell-bent on keeping me safe, I have but one suggestion that will keep not only Americans, but citizens of the world much, much safer.

It’s time we ban neoconservatives.

Yes, these blood-thirsty freaks have done enough damage and its time for them to go. Rules must be made. Laws must be placed on the books. Act like a neo-con, go to jail and pay a massive fine. It’s the only way to get rid of such out-of-touch, fringe maniacs as Robert Kagan and Bill Kristol, who recently had the immense balls to write this in the Weekly Standard:

[T]he president will have to be, much more than he has been, his own general and strategist. He will have to decide on his own that incremental measures, such as stepping up the pace of Iraqi training, will not make enough of a difference in a short enough time to prevent a collapse of American policy and of Iraq itself. He will have to decide, contrary to the advice of many of his top advisers, that many more American troops need to be sent to Iraq, and as quickly as possible. . . .

Now he needs to display a different kind of courage. He has to take into his own hands the fate of Iraq and make his own decisions about what needs to be done. Of course, he should listen to all his advisers. But he must also know that his advisers, both civilian and military, have been failing him for the past three years. American policy, if it is to have any hope of turning the tide, must change dramatically in the next month or two. No one other than President Bush can make that change.

The course of action is obvious. Laws must be passed, and soon, because these people want even more war, and they could possibly get it, because the man in charge of the nation is such an abject failure that he’ll take anyone’s advice as long as it’s not his Daddy’s.

Neo-cons, like trans fat, have brought nothing good to America and have only made others money while putting the majority at risk. Like trans fat, neo-cons kill indescriminately and have no care about who they hurt. Like cigarettes, they have no feelings and care only for profit and their own survival.

We need to start cranking out petitions, or start mailing campaigns, or toilet-paper people’s yards, whatever it is people do to get things like this started. It’s imperative to the future of this land.

Because neo-cons must be banned. And now. Because they’re only going to continue to make things worse for all of us.

–WKW

Sometimes life can just be exhausting.

–WKW

Mark Foley, who drank himself into becoming a homosexual pedophile, put a lot of his House colleagues in danger when he spent a good deal of time hitting on (and occasionally sodomizing) male pages, most of which were underage. His Republican colleagues were aghast: They never imagined anyone would find out, regardless of how many years or how many warnings they were given.

Luckily, there are no rules against acting like a pedophile and pedophile-cover-up behavior, so, it’s all cool now.

From CNN:

The House ethics committee has found that GOP leaders did not break any rules in handling allegations of improper Internet exchanges between former Rep. Mark Foley and former pages, but they were negligent in protecting the teenagers.

No one will be reprimanded, the panel said.

Among the findings included in the report released by the committee: In addition to e-mails, Foley sent instant messages containing “sexually explicit and salacious language” to one or more former congressional pages, and that several Republican lawmakers and staffers knew of the correspondences before they were made public.

It further states that some who knew of the allegations shifted responsibility and some declined to probe too deeply into the matter, while “others tried repeatedly to elevate the matter, but encountered obstacles in the chain of command.”

“In all, a pattern of conduct was exhibited among many individuals to remain willfully ignorant of the potential consequences of former Represenative Foley’s conduct,” the report states.

At question before the ethics panel was what and when Republican leaders knew about the Florida Republican’s actions and how they reacted to the accusations once they surfaced.

Foley’s former chief of staff, Kirk Fordham, told the ethics panel that at least three years ago, he asked top GOP aides, including Hastert’s chief of staff, Scott Palmer, to intervene to stop Foley’s inappropriate behavior.

Foley, a six-term congressman, resigned after his inappropriate Internet exchanges with young, male former congressional pages came to light. He then entered a rehabilitation facility for alcohol abuse.

–WKW

Until they find oil or turn white, the horror of genocide in Darfur will continue.

–WKW