Why Newt Gingrich needs to run for President in 2008
January 8, 2007 by William K. Wolfrum
Newt Gingrich
Rumor from the Beltway is that Newt Gingrich is gearing up for a 2008 Presidential run. A Gingrich announcement could be the key to turning the U.S. around and revitalizing the American political process.
While some hope for a Sam Brownback RNC run for the top office, I truly believe that Gingrich will be the man to turn things around. Sure, Brownback is a complete religoid nutbag, but he may just be too far gone. Because, while Americans linke to badmouth porn, they’d hate to get a President in there that did anything about it. Once you start calling Internet porn, “worse than crack,” well, you may be too far around the bend.
That’s why Gingrich is the perfect Republican nomination. Conservatives seem to think that he’s a guy American’s can relate to, somehow.
But seriously, if someone could actually vote for Newt Gingrich for President, shouldn’t that shout that “things have gone too far!” Is this how far people would be willing to go in a two-party system, just so that they don’t have to vote for the “other guy?” Are you seeing a problem here?
Newt Gingrich Selling Points
1. Thinks the Free Speech rights of Americans need to be reined in to fight terrorists.
2. Dodged Vietnam
3. Has abused tax-payer funds.
4. Thinks we’re in the middle of World War III and will happily bomb anyone to prove to the neo-cons that he’s one of them.
5. The dude got his wife to sign divorce papers while she was in the hsopital recovering from cancer.
So I suppose the point is this: If you’re willing to vote for a classless crook that’s a draft dodger and adulterer (among myriad other things) just so that you don’t have to vote for the “other guy,” shouldn’t you start catching on that there’s a problem.
Because a vote for Gingrich is a vote to obliterate the two-party system, plain and simple.
–WKW?
[...] Whether it’s Gingrich insulting victims of a hurricane or advising the U.S. to rein in free speech, or whether it’s Donald Rumsfeld using his political pull to get Aspartame on the market, or whether it’s the Bush Administration scoffing at the laws of the land, it becomes exceedingly clear. [...]
[...] There’s plenty one could say about Newt Gingrich, but let it be known that you can’t deny that the man has testicles the size of over-inflated basketballs. [...]
[...] “Being that Americans have any civil rights left at all and that Muslims still walk the Earth, the Bush administration is waging a ‘phony war’ on terrorism. ” [...]
This left-wing blah-blog fears Newt more than any other Republican. This is the man who will relish standing toe to toe with the Clintons and showing the country where we went wrong electing wild-eyed Bill to the presidency. Newt is the most intelligent pol on the planet, and is just waiting for Thompson to crash and burn, and then he will jump into the race as the only conservative in the race.
[...] Many who have clung to Conservatism and helped enable it seemed completely unable to accept the fact that it was dead. Gingrich, who personified Modern Conservative with his shaky morals, narcissistic and free-speech-hating swagger, said he would believe his ideology was dead only when “I see its dead, bloated carcass in front of me.” [...]