Face it, Britney Spears could live forever

Although just having just turned 25, it seems as though Britney Spears has been around forever. And there’s a good chance she will be.

If you’re looking at life expectancy, Spears has to be given very good odds at living a long life. She’s female. She’s had kids. She has money. Just given these advantages, there is every possibility that Spears could reach 100. That would mean society as a whole has 75 more years of dealing with Britney Spears’ stories and hijinx.

Britney won’t take the Marilyn Monroe way out. No, that kind of inner suffering requires some type of depth. Spears just wants to live, and live she likely shall.

Because, face it, there is a very good chance humanity will find ways to severely slow down aging in the not-so-distant future. And you just know that someone like Spears will be first in line for that.

So what I’m saying is this – the chances of there being a 200-year-old Britney Spears, trying to show off her navel, French kissing her girlfriends, and once in a while letting her dress ride up to show off her cooch.

Global warming and “battles of civilizations” be damned. She isn’t going anywhere. Face it, society will be dealing with Britney Spears for a long, long time.

–WKW