Why will we attack Iran? Jesus
January 15, 2007 by William K. Wolfrum
An attack on Iran, whether only an air assault or full-on attack, has long been certain. Aside from the endless evidence that appears, one need only look further than George W. Bush’s love of Jesus.
Bush supports Intelligent Design. Simply put, this means the President of the United States believes the Earth was created 6,000 years ago by God. The Christian God.
Our President believes that. It helped him stop being a drunk. For getting him sober, he now will slay all of his God’s enemies.
And this means that war on Iran is certain. War on Syria is likely. And war on anyone who hasn’t accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior is a possibility.
George Bush doesn’t need Congress to start a war. He doesn’t need public support. He doesn’t need anything. Bush answers only to Jesus, and to people like that, any other belief is a “battle of existence.” Bush has Jesus in his heart. Which means a hell of a lot more Middle Eastern civilians should be dying by the end of 2007.
–WKW
Unlike Iraq, Iran has the ability to strike back at the United States if they are attacked. They don’t need to set up road-side bombs. They have plenty of regular bombs that could go right into the Green Zone in Baghdad, putting American forces at great risk.
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