One-Liner: Relax

January 30, 2007 by William K. Wolfrum

I keep getting spam e-mails trying to sell me something that will increase the volume of my ejaculation by 500 percent, which seems slightly horrifying, if you ask me.

–WKW

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William K. Wolfrum

William K. Wolfrum is an American writer now living in Brazil. E-mail: wkwolfrum(at)gmail.com.
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