Stacey Campfield is a fetus-hugging moron

Congratulations go out to Tennessee. Yes, Tennessee, a state that has solved all its problems and is now focusing and on rhetorical questions and other minutia.

Like cranking out itty-bitty, adorable little death certificates for aborted fetuses.

Tennessee Bill Would Require Death Certificates for Aborted Fetuses

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Legislation introduced in Tennessee would require death certificates for aborted fetuses, which likely would create public records identifying women who have abortions.

Rep. Stacey Campfield, a Republican, said his bill would provide a way to track how many abortions are performed. He predicted it would pass in the Republican-controlled Senate but would have a hard time making it through the Democratic House.

“All these people who say they are pro-life — at least we would see how many lives are being ended out there by abortions,” said Campfield.

The number of abortions reported to the state Office of Vital Records is already publicly available. The office collects records, but not death certificates, on abortions and the deaths of fetuses after 22 weeks gestation or weighing about 1 pound.

The identities of the women who have abortions are not included in those records, but death certificates include identifying information such as Social Security numbers.

Campfield’s bill, introduced Monday, would give abortion providers 10 days following an “induced termination of a pregnancy” to file a death certificate.

No word on whether Campfield will decide that those that have miscarriages will be forced to create a birth certificate for their dead baby. They should, of course, because, as we all know, miscarriages are caused by the Devil, and a sign that the mother isn’t right with Christ. Little fetuses aren’t miscarried, they’re Christ-Murdered. Everyone knows that.

So be like Campfield, and get right with Christ or you’ll find yourself Savior Slaughtered.

Or you could not base your life on old fiction and faeries and concentrate on trying to make the world a better place and ensuring that the actual humans on the planet can thrive. Heck, if you’re in Tennessee, you can take some of that religious fervor and try to improve and educational system that ranks 41st out of the 50 states.

But that’ll just piss off the fetus-huggers and war mongers, who tend to be the same people, anyway. They like their populace stupid and superstitious, it seems. Just like themselves.

–WKW

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