Michael Medved: Sociologist extraordinaire
Fade in ….
An aging white dude who feels like he was throwing his life away sits at a computer.
So anyway, I’m just saying it’s natural for us to hate gays. That’s not homophobic, that’s just common sense. It’s like hating people with freckles. Everybody hates those bastards. And people with mustaches. Who own monkeys. The hatred for them is just so universal, it’s amazing. And Mormons. Man, should they be murdered, or what?
He stops typing and laughs.
Man, TownHall will love this. It’s got everything.
Man goes back to typing
What I’m saying is that the Constitution is not a suicide pact …
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Anyway, I suppose Micheal Medved at some point woke up and realized who he was, and then decided to be someone. And that someone is an Ann Coulter for those with mustache fetishes.
In Medved’s well-researched article “Where Tim Hardaway Was Right” it appears he’s trying to make the case that gays aren’t allowed in the military. In doing that, he continually finds universal truths. Such as:
In response to the Hardaway controversy, several sports columnists compared his resistance to the idea of playing alongside gay teammates to the racism of previous years when white players tried to avoid competing with (or against) blacks.
The analogy is ridiculous, of course. There is no rational basis for discomfort at playing with athletes of another race since science and experience show that human racial differences remain insignificant.
I really think that encapsulates everything you need to know about Medved. The splicing of science and experience, to create the most interesting facts ever pulled out of such a hairy man’s ass. And I haven’t even gotten to the part where he compares a straight man’s feelings toward a gay man to his feelings for fat chicks.
It’s all pretty funny and demented, until you read some of the comments
“Would Hardaways comments cause the same reaction if he said that he hates pedophiles? Absolutely not. And there isn’t much difference between the two groups.”
This is why the Medveds, Malkins, et al go into the political entertainment field. It has some pretty loyal followers, who just can’t seem to get demented enough.
–WKW
February 24th, 2007 at 4:03 am
[…] Between the religious right, the homophobes and racists, and the Neo-cons (who would see this group as easiest to manipulate and don’t really care about social or economic issues anyway), the Hate America Firsters would likely grab a hold of power. Because the more you look, the more you see people out there that just plain despise the United States and everything it ever stood for. […]