Archive for February, 2007

Why say ‘Five Shot on NBA All-Star Weekend’ instead of ‘Five Shot at end of MAGIC fashion convention’?

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

I’m not going to say I think this is racist, because racism is so esoteric, and what the hell do I know of what people think. However, this recent AP story grabbed me as something where the racial angle just screams at you.

NBA All-Star Game = Black people = shootings

–”‘Hip Hop City?’” Our Mayor wants to build a $450 million dollar stadium for these goons,” wrote Las Vegas gadfly Steve Miller in his newsletter.

Five shot during NBA weekend in Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS – Five people were shot during the NBA All-Star weekend in Las Vegas, including one man who was critically injured, police said.

The shootings occurred in three separate incidents from Saturday night to Monday morning.

Police cited the high number of arrests and shootings to double the number of vice squad officers on the street and the lengthy party atmosphere. All-Star weekend also coincided with Chinese New Year and the end of the MAGIC fashion convention in Las Vegas.

Mayor, Sheriff call All-Star Weekend a success despite problems

Despite violence over the NBC All-Star Weekend, Mayor Oscar Goodman says it was one of the great weekends in Las Vegas history.

Not everyone agrees with him. In Tuesday’s Review-Journal, the majority of the letters to the editor were against bringing the game back because of the type of crowd it attracted to the city.

My only point is that the story only gives a cause-effect of the two events, without any facts. Absolutely it’s possible that people involved in the shootings had something to do with the NBA. But it’s just not a given, and I did not see anything in the paper pointing out that the shootings involved anyone connected with the NBA. Plus, it’s freakin’ Las Vegas. I honestly would have thought five shootings in a weekend was about normal.

–WKW

Tony Blair: Surrender monkey

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

surrender puppy

It’s becoming apparent that nobody let Tony Blair know that the War on Terrorism is forever. Did he not truly understand his BFF relationship with George W. Bush? That’s Best Friends Forever, even when Bush treats you like his bitch.


UK sets Iraq pullout timetable

LONDON, England (CNN) — British Prime Minister Tony Blair plans to withdraw nearly half of his country’s 7,200 troops from Iraq by the end of 2007, according to media reports.

Wednesday’s expected announcement comes after Blair on Sunday declared that the British mission in Basra in southern Iraq — codenamed “Sinbad” — had been “completed” and “successful.”

Blair told the BBC’s Sunday AM program that British troops were increasingly playing a back-up role as Iraqi forces took on “the main frontline control of security within the city.”

“It is absolutely true, as we have said for months, that as the Iraqis are more capable down in Basra of taking control of their own security we will scale down,” said Blair.

“The issue is the operation that we have been conducting in Basra is now complete…And it has been successful as an operation and as a result there has been reconstruction that has come in behind it and we have been able to make real progress.”

This is rapidly becoming a world of surrender monkeys. The warmongers have no worries for the foreseeable future, of course. Bush is a complete dead-ender on this one. Provided he or his family doesn’t actually have to fight, he’s riding this one to the end.

–WKW

As long as Matt Taibbi exists, I will always suck

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

Please let it be known that I’m not advocating the murder of Matt Taibbi, if you believe that’s what I’m trying to imply in the headline.

But the fact is, I read Taibbi’s stuff and realize that I’m an obit writer for the Lake Okoboji (Iowa) Bi-Monthly Chronicle in comparison. Though, honestly, it’s unfair for me to compare myself to Taibbi. We have such disparate styles, after all. His style being that of a brilliant political analyst for Rolling Stone, while my style is more like that of an unemployed guy who occasionally defecates on the keyboard and hits send.

Taibbi is really good. His article “The Worst Congress Ever” was must-reading prior to the 2006 election, and that is just one of endless cutting and focused articles he’s produced over the years. His talent is again on display, as he tries to shed some light on the farce of a budget President George W. Bush recently passed off on Congress.

Maybe We Deserve to Be Ripped Off By Bush’s Billionaires

If the Estate Tax were to be repealed completely, the estimated savings to just one family — the Walton family, the heirs to the Wal-Mart fortune — would be about $32.7 billion dollars over the next ten years.

The proposed reductions to Medicaid over the same time frame? $28 billion.

That’s not only bad government, it’s bad capitalism. It makes legalized bribery and political connections more important factors than performance and competition in the corporate marketplace. Beyond that, it’s just plain fucking offensive to ordinary people. It’s one thing to complain about paying taxes when those taxes are buying a bag of groceries once a month for some struggling single mom in eastern Kentucky. But when your taxes are buying a yacht for some asshole who hires African eight year-olds to pick cocoa beans for two cents an hour … I sure don’t remember reading an excuse for that anywhere in the Federalist Papers.

–WKW

The PNACians are still running things, and always have been

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

In December, BBC World Affairs Correspondent Paul Reynolds wrote an article detailing the life and death of the Project for the New American Century, as well as the death of the neo-conservative movement.

The ambitions proclaimed when the neo-cons’ mission statement “The Project for the New American Century” was declared in 1997 have turned into disappointment and recriminations as the crisis in Iraq has grown.

“The Project for the New American Century” has been reduced to a voice-mail box and a ghostly website. A single employee has been left to wrap things up.

The idea of the “Project” was to project American power and influence around the world.

You pull two thoughts out of the article. Either the PNAC crowd - Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Abrams, Libby, Podheretz, Gaffney and others - are naive to the point of literally being mentally stunted, or that they are despicably evil. And one would be hard pressed to call Cheney naive on any issue.

Because, from what Reynolds wrote, it’s truly impossible to believe that a group of adults could convey that they truly believed this:

They predicted the development of democratic values in a region lacking in them and, in that way, the removal of any threat to the United States just as the democratisation of Germany and Japan after World War II had transformed Europe and the Pacific.

So you have two choices: They were all a bunch of cockeyed optimists, or they are, in fact, just being more upfront about following the normal course of action - complete U.S. world domination. And while neo-cons like Gary Schmitt will say that the U.S. was turning “neo-isolationist” or whatever rhetoric, nothing backs that up. The real problem was that the U.S. likely just wasn’t being imperialistic enough, especially as far as the Middle East was concerned.

Because with a staggering 737 military bases across the globe, and with a $592 million, mega-embassy going up in Iraq, leaders of the United States have been very clear in their actions for decades now - keep your markets open, let us put a facility in your nation and every thing will be cool, if not expect military action. The PNAC crowd just had the hubris to publish it all on a Web site.

And regardless of whether the “pundits” and “policymakers” admit to their wrong doings, or just lie about whether they wanted war, like Michael Ledeen, the fact is, they still believe in what they preached leading up to invading Iraq, and they still believe they’re winning.

And they’re right. No matter what public sentiment is, and no matter how fringe and reckless the neo-cons appear now, their road map is still being followed.

“The (American Enterprise Institute), which has become the natural home for refugees from the American Project, is promoting an article entitled: ‘Choosing Victory: A Plan for Success in Iraq’,” wrote Reynolds in December 2006. “The article calls not for a withdrawal of US troops but for an increase. President Bush’s decision is expected in early January.”

And guess who got their way? The warmongers, as they almost always do in the United States at least since World War II. Because it is never about U.S. security, and it’s never been about defending the nation. It has been about imperialism and, over the last four decades, it’s been about authoritarianism, as well.

Perhaps the hubris the PNACians showed will eventually be the true end of them, but for now, they are still thriving, and still calling the shots. As always.

–WKW

The mammoth testicles of Tony Snow

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Every day you work at Fox News, your balls grow 10 percent. Even for the chicks.

Tony Snow on Meet the Press over the weekend:

“What I would say to members of Congress is: Calm down and take a look at what’s going on, and ask yourself a simple question: If you support the troops, would you deny them the reinforcements they think are necessary to complete the mission?”‘

Multiple choice. Which one means you don’t support American troops:

1) Don’t give the troops the armor, leadership or personnel they need for 4 years.
2) Treat injured U.S. troops like crap and a total waste of space.
3) Debate escalation of horribly unsuccessful, unpopular occupation.

If you choose No. 3, then you are either Tony Snow or probably retarded. Or both. But your balls are very likely massive.

–WKW

Random attack on Catholicism III

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Editor’s Note: Having recently noticed that Bill Donohue, the head of the Catholic League, was spending a great deal of time and energy fighting off imaginary Hollywood sodomites, we here at Williamkwolfrum.com decided to send out a more focused message to get Donohue back on track.

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Not all Catholics are vampires, but all vampires are Catholic.

Vampires

–WKW

Random attack on Catholicism II

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Editor’s Note: Having recently noticed that Bill Donohue, the head of the Catholic League, was spending a great deal of time and energy fighting off imaginary Hollywood sodomites, we here at Williamkwolfrum.com decided to send out a more focused message to get Donohue back on track.

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Pope Benedict XVI once blew a dude at a truck stop outside of Phoenix, Ariz. I shit you not.

poped
“Hooray for dick!”

–WKW

Random attack on Catholicism

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Editor’s Note: Having recently noticed that Bill Donohue, the head of the Catholic League, was spending a great deal of time and energy fighting off imaginary Hollywood sodomites, we here at Williamkwolfrum.com decided to send out a more focused message to get Donohue back on track.

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Catholics eat babies, but only after cooking them like lobsters.

catholics eat babies
A baby, immediately prior to being
devoured by a Catholic.

–WKW

This is your U.S.: Protecting lunch box makers over children

Monday, February 19th, 2007

This is part and parcel of the ultimate GOP wet dream - slay the beast, and eventually remove all government departments engaged in helping Americans. That’s socialist, you see. They want the nation to be a giant free-for-all, with tax money only used for war and embezzling, and the general public protected by business men, who are supposed to grow morals at some point. That’s pure capitalism,, which is heroic, American, and which normally spirals all the way down until most the population is running around naked smacking each other with clubs.

Until that happens, the idea is for government agencies to be horrifyingly corrupt, up to the point that they have no qualms whatsoever about poisoning children.

Lead-laden lunchboxes OK’d by government

(AP) — In 2005, when government scientists tested 60 soft, vinyl lunchboxes, they found that one in five contained amounts of lead that medical experts consider unsafe — and several had more than 10 times hazardous levels.

But that’s not what they told the public.

Instead, the Consumer Product Safety Commission released a statement that they found “no instances of hazardous levels.” And they refused to release their actual test results, citing regulations that protect manufacturers from having their information released to the public.

Public health experts consider elevated levels of lead in blood a significant health hazard for U.S. children. Studies have repeatedly shown that childhood exposure to lead can lead to learning problems, reduced intelligence, hyperactivity and attention deficit disorder. There is no lead level that is considered safe in blood, and recent studies have shown adverse health effects even at very low levels.

“I don’t think the Consumer Product Safety Commission has lived up to its role to protect kids from lead,” said Dr. Bruce Lamphear, a lead poisoning specialist at the Children’s Hospital Medical Center in Cincinnati, Ohio. “As a public agency, their work should be transparent. And if one is to err on the side of protecting children rather than protecting lunch box makers, then certainly you would want to lower the levels.”

In the end, of course, action will be taken. Expect to see a non-binding resolution fail to get passed on this issue within the next few years.

–WKW

U.S. politicians just don’t give a shit about injured U.S. troops

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

u.s. troops

You know all that rhetoric about “supporting the troops” and “emboldening the enemy”? One must wonder how exactly the U.S. government is supporting the military when real, tangible stories come out.

This isn’t a hypothetical situation. This is real life. And in real life, George Bush and his PNAC crowd, along with everyone else in Congress, do not care one bit about the human fodder they feed the war machine.

Soldiers Face Neglect, Frustration At Army’s Top Medical Facility

Behind the door of Army Spec. Jeremy Duncan’s room, part of the wall is torn and hangs in the air, weighted down with black mold. When the wounded combat engineer stands in his shower and looks up, he can see the bathtub on the floor above through a rotted hole. The entire building, constructed between the world wars, often smells like greasy carry-out. Signs of neglect are everywhere: mouse droppings, belly-up cockroaches, stained carpets, cheap mattresses.

This is the world of Building 18, not the kind of place where Duncan expected to recover when he was evacuated to Walter Reed Army Medical Center from Iraq last February with a broken neck and a shredded left ear, nearly dead from blood loss. But the old lodge, just outside the gates of the hospital and five miles up the road from the White House, has housed hundreds of maimed soldiers recuperating from injuries suffered in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The common perception of Walter Reed is of a surgical hospital that shines as the crown jewel of military medicine. But 5 1/2 years of sustained combat have transformed the venerable 113-acre institution into something else entirely — a holding ground for physically and psychologically damaged outpatients. Almost 700 of them — the majority soldiers, with some Marines — have been released from hospital beds but still need treatment or are awaiting bureaucratic decisions before being discharged or returned to active duty.

They suffer from brain injuries, severed arms and legs, organ and back damage, and various degrees of post-traumatic stress. Their legions have grown so exponentially — they outnumber hospital patients at Walter Reed 17 to 1 — that they take up every available bed on post and spill into dozens of nearby hotels and apartments leased by the Army. The average stay is 10 months, but some have been stuck there for as long as two years.

Not all of the quarters are as bleak as Duncan’s, but the despair of Building 18 symbolizes a larger problem in Walter Reed’s treatment of the wounded, according to dozens of soldiers, family members, veterans aid groups, and current and former Walter Reed staff members interviewed by two Washington Post reporters, who spent more than four months visiting the outpatient world without the knowledge or permission of Walter Reed officials. Many agreed to be quoted by name; others said they feared Army retribution if they complained publicly.


On the worst days, soldiers say they feel like they are living a chapter of “Catch-22.” The wounded manage other wounded. Soldiers dealing with psychological disorders of their own have been put in charge of others at risk of suicide.

“We’ve done our duty. We fought the war. We came home wounded. Fine. But whoever the people are back here who are supposed to give us the easy transition should be doing it,” said Marine Sgt. Ryan Groves, 26, an amputee who lived at Walter Reed for 16 months. “We don’t know what to do. The people who are supposed to know don’t have the answers. It’s a nonstop process of stalling.”

What others are saying

“This Administration, Congressional Republicans, Joe Lieberman, and any American that still supports this war are worthy of nothing but our contempt and disgust. You want to talk about genocide and brutality towards an entire group of people? The Republicans in Washington are committing genocide against an entire class of Americans — those idealistic, or foolish, enough to believe that when they volunteered to serve their country, their Commander-in-Chief would give a shit about them.”

Brilliant at Breakfast

“This is beyond sickening. We have to sit back and listen to GOP members of Congress, George Bush’s White House, and that pig General Petraeus dare to tell us how WE’RE the ones turning our backs on the troops, when all three of them knew this was going on under their watch and none of them lifted a finger to fix it.

Our soldiers were lied to about this war, they were lied to about their enlistment, they were never given a plan for victory or the numbers of troops they needed, they still don’t have the armor they need for their vehicles. And now, the young men and women wounded and maimed for our country are living in government-run pig-stys not fit for farm animals. The American Taliban and the detainees in Guantanamo get better conditions than this, all courtesy of the Republicans.

America Blog

“But these wounded are not the only warriors who are suffering right now. We have had roughly 1.4 million troops rotate through the Iraq and Afghanistan theaters of operation. Hundreds of thousands of reservists have rotated through mobilizations since Sept. 11, 2001. Our military will likely remain engaged in these wars for the foreseeable future, and hundreds of thousands more will rotate through these two theaters. Yet despite these operational facts, the VA budget continues to atrophy. Veterans seeking disability ratings must wait between 6-12 months to receive an adjudication. Veterans without a service-connected disability rating who do not meet a stringent “means test” may be excluded from the system entirely. Although the VA has been rated as the nation’s finest medical system, it increasingly cannot deliver that care to the population it exists to serve. Why?”

Intel Dump

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Through it all, warmonger pundits, entertainers and government hangers on, will blather incessantly over how the U.S. is in a battle for its very existence.

Yet they cut taxes. They refuse to speak of a draft. They ask for no sacrifice from average Americans. They send our troops into war zones with inadequate armor. They send too few of our troops into a war. And then when our troops come home severely broken, they shit on them.

That there’s still roughly 30 percent of the U.S. that believe Bush is fighting some valiant war is beyond belief and screams of a piss-poor education system. PNAC has spent six years making the U.S. a haven for war profiteers. While making it a living hell to be an honest soldier.

Catch on people. Because while you sit around wondering why “moderate” Muslims aren’t holding “extremist” Muslims in check, the rest of the world, and future history books, are wondering how the U.S. fells so far and became such a massive group of savages, and why average Americans have let it all happen, if not cheered it on.

–WKW