Holy Crap! This blog uses the F-Word while talking about John Hinderaker

Lawyer, genius neo-con strategist and death-lover John H. Hinderaker surveyed the state of the world yesterday and the biggest problem he could find was the word “fuck” and its cousins.

In trying to make an important point – that liberals swear more than conservatives – Hinderaker showed off the type of thought process that has made him one of PNAC’s favorite humans.

I conclude from this that the survey was pretty badly flawed. Not only did it fail to distinguish between blog entries and comments, which is at least defensible, it failed to distinguish between words used on the site in question, and words used on a different site, which is not defensible.

Having said that, I think the original point still stands …

Followed by:

It is, after all, a great deal easier to string swear words together as an insult, than to string ideas together logically, as an argument.

Now personally, we find it to be rather fucked up that a man of Hinderaker’s genius is forced to spend his time collecting data, then purposefully misinterpreting it to prove meaningless points. We feel he very likely has a shitty Internet connection.

So while Hinderaker and his ilk are stuck being outraged over bad words and over comments left on The Huffington Post about Dick Cheney (who, let’s face it, has already growled the word “cocksucker” 14 times this morning), we feel it imperative to guide him to stories which actually have some type of fucking significance.

Some Fucking Significant Stories for John Hinderaker

Nearly 90 percent of Army National Guard units in the United States are rated “not ready” — largely as a result of shortfalls in billions of dollars’ worth of equipment — jeopardizing their capability to respond to crises at home and abroad, according to a congressional commission that released a preliminary report yesterday on the state of U.S. military reserve forces.

Opium production in Afghanistan reached record levels last year, the United States has said. The US State Department’s annual report on narcotics also said the flourishing drugs trade was undermining the fight against the Taleban. It warned of a possible increase in heroin overdoses in Europe and the Middle East as a result. Poppy production rose 25% in 2006, a figure US Assistant Secretary of State Ann Patterson described as alarming. Four years after the US and its British allies began combating poppy production, Afghanistan still accounts for 90% of the world’s opium trade. The US has recently given the Afghan government more than $10bn in assistance, but most of that money will be spent in security rather than encouraging alternative sources of income.

The commander of Walter Reed Army Medical Center was fired Thursday after the Army said it had lost trust and confidence in his leadership in the wake of a scandal over outpatient treatment of wounded troops at the hospital complex in northwest Washington.

Army Maj. Gen. George Weightman, who assumed command of Walter Reed in August, will be temporarily replaced by Lt. Gen. Kevin Kiley. But the appointment of Kiley, who had been the facility’s commander before Weightman, surprised some Defense Department officials because soldiers, their families and veterans’ advocates have complained he was long aware of problems at Walter Reed himself and did nothing to improve outpatient care.

A senior Taliban commander says Osama bin Laden is alive and in contact with leaders of Afghanistan’s Taliban insurgents, according to an interview aired on British television. Mullah Dadullah said he had not met bin Laden since the fall of the Taliban regime after the U.S.-led invasion of Afghanistan in 2001, but said “we know he’s still alive.”
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These are just a few stories for Hinderaker to look at and opine on. Plus, from many differing accounts, there’s a war going on Iraq, with U.S. Troops being killed and having limbs blown off. We feel strongly that a fucking genius of his level will soon be breaking these stories down with the honesty and integrity that only a lawyer can bring to the table.

So John, get back to fucking geniusing, my friend. Because while the vast majority of the nation understands you’re a fringe propagandist, the White House listens to you. So we need you to work harder, you crazy bastard. This piece of shit, cocksucking world needs you.

–WKW