Arizona’s nutty politicians: Seeing UFOs and not seeing violence in Baghdad
Former Arizona Gov. Fife Symington has decided to share with the world his otherworldly adventure. Symington has admitted he saw the infamous “Phoenix Lights.”
“I’m a pilot and I know just about every machine that flies,” Symington said. “It was bigger than anything that I’ve ever seen. It remains a great mystery. Other people saw it, responsible people. I don’t know why people would ridicule it.”
After being harshly ridiculed, Symington added that “It just felt otherworldly. In your gut, you could just tell it was otherworldly.”
Still, while many feel Symington’s claim is otherworldly, many feel his belief that he saw a UFO is much more valid than Arizona Sen. John McCain’s admission that some have seen peaceful streets in Baghdad that they could stroll down, or McCain’s actual belief he could become U.S. President some day.
“Claiming to see a UFO is just nuts,” said one political commentator. “Claiming you can saunter down a Baghdad street is a sign you’ve totally lost touch with reality.”
–WKW