Could George Soros give Bill O’Reilly enough money to shut him up?
I have an unshakable belief in my head: If offered enough money, Fox News commando Bill O’Reilly would blow a goat on national television. And I’m not just talking about the act. If enough money was involved, O’Reilly would take the goat out for a nice dinner, maybe buy it some lingerie, and then take it home and blow it. All with the cameras rolling.
I’m thinking George Soros would enjoy spending some of his money this way. I figure maybe $10 million should do it. O’Reilly makes tons of money dis-educating seniors, so it would have to be a chunk. So yeah, $10 million should have him fellating a goat in no time.
After all, according to O’Reilly, Soros is behind everything from the Virginia Tech murders to why President Bush’s master planning is failing so horrifyingly in Iraq. So, if that’s really the case - and woe to whomever denies the truth of what O’Reilly says - then I think he’d pitch in a little to have O’Reilly stuffed with goat dick.
I look forward to a day when the chart above has one more arrow, pointing directly to Soros to “O’Reilly blows goat.” That will be a glorious day. And it shouldn’t be hard to make this happen. Soros gives to plenty of causes, and O’Reilly is a soul-less whore. We can make this happen.
–WKW
April 25th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
“and O’Reilly is a soul-less whore”
Quite. As to the goat, I don’t know if it would be his first time.
April 25th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Like most male mammals, goats aren’t opposed to random acts of oral sex. Plus, surprisingly, most goats vote republican.
I’ve studied the sex lives and political leanings of goats in great detail, mind you.
–WKW