Archive for April, 2007

‘Iraq is going to have to learn to deal with sensational attacks’

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

This quote from Gen. David Petraeus is all you need to know about the ’success’ of the War on Iraq:

“I don’t think you’re ever going to get rid of all the car bombs,” Petraeus told the Washington Post. “Iraq is going to have to learn — as did, say, Northern Ireland — to live with some degree of sensational attacks.”

We took over, killed their leaders, and now they’re going to have to just learn to live with a car bomb or three every day. As the bar for what is considered victory lowers, however, we still can’t get it low enough to have President Bush.

“Withdrawal would embolden enemies and confirm their belief that America is weak and does not have the stomach to do what is necessary to lay the foundations for peace,” Bush said from a prepared script for the 7,427th time. “Ultimately, withdrawal would increase the probability that American troops would have to return to Iraq and confront an enemy that is even more dangerous.”

So Iraqis, just learn to deal with the U.S. occupation and the car bombs that come with it. Otherwise, you’ll be emboldened. Or something. Just deal with the fact that your mother, brother, sister, father or child could get blown to pieces at any given moment. Once you learn to deal with that, then maybe we’ll declare victory.

–WKW

TV Land Awards shatter all your childhood memories

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Ann Coulter and J.J.

In what was supposed to be an event that brought back fond memories of childhood television favorites, Jimmie “J.J” Walker walked the red carpet of the 5th Annual presentation of the awards with Ann Coulter.

“The odd couple walked the red carpet on Saturday and proved that there hasn’t been a stranger pairing at an awards show since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley kissed like two dead fish at the MTV VMAs in 1994. Mwah!” wrote TMZ.com.

Sadly, the demented stunt has thus far only caused people to involuntarily wretch while watching reruns of Good Times.

–WKW

Snug in Big Pharma’s pocket

Friday, April 20th, 2007

You don’t keep an unblemished record of being ranked as a “developing country” for as long as Brazil has without having incredible amounts of corruption. From the Brazilian President on down, having your hand snuggly in the cookie jar is common practice. Recently, a scandal involving gaming machines (gambling is illegal in Brazil) was discovered, with those involved including judges, state attorneys and a vast array of others in the mob-based controversy.

At very least, however, in Brazil honoring the elderly is law. Among other things, for the 60+ group, waiting in lines is no longer necessary - they always get to go right to the front, regardless of how long the line is and whether the line is for stamps or tax help.

In a developed nation like the U.S., where corruption was long ago institutionalized, not even the elderly are safe from the greed of those we’ve elected to represent us.

The Medicare reform legislation signed by President George W. Bush in Nov. 2003 remains a great source of controversy and embarrassment today, as conservatives try to wrap their minds around a $500-billion (or more) entitlement program and liberals can’t get their heads around what looks like a $500-billion (or more) money grab by Big Pharma that was passed through in what can only be described as one of the most humiliating, Lord-of-the-Flies sessions of Congress Americans have ever heard of (It all happened in the wee morning hours so no one could see).

“The pharmaceutical lobbyists wrote the bill. The bill was over 1,000 pages. And it got to the members of the House that morning, and we voted for it at about 3 a.m. in the morning,” said U.S. Representative Walter Jones.

The bill doesn’t allow for the government to negotiate with pharmaceutical companies, nor does it have any type of mechanism in place to slow rapidly rising prices for medication.

With an opportunity to right a horrific wrong, Democrats attempted to rectify this situation. And were stalemated by Republicans - who but a year ago were a party that found filibustering to be the “nuclear option.”

“A key part of the Democrats’ ‘06 platform was allowing Medicare to negotiate for lower prices on prescription medication. The idea enjoyed broad public appeal, would save the government money during a difficult budget crunch, passed the House with bi-partisan support, and had the votes to pass the Senate. Right up until Republicans filibustered the legislation to death,” wrote Steve at Crooks and Liars, as today the Senate blocked legislation that would let the government negotiate Medicare drug prices.

To make sure that everyone is aware that the Republican Party is in Big Pharma’s pocket, the President gave the move his stamp of approval.

“If a bill such as the one that they were contemplating today were to make its way to the president’s desk, he would veto it,” Bush spokeswoman Dana Perino said, praising the Senate’s move as the “right decision.”

The bill has its share of critics. In Wisconsin, where they were forced to halt their own Medicare program, some in need of medication will be seeing their annual rate for some pills go from $180 to $3,000 annually.

“Time and again, the interests of the drug industry are put ahead of the interests of the elderly,” said Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass.

Why is it so necessary for the government to not negotiate prices for what it purchases? Where is the sense there? Perhaps we could ask former congressman Billy Tauzin, who helped ram the legislation home, and is currently making $2 million a year at PhRMA, the drug industry’s lobbying arm. Or former Medicare boss Tom Scully, who also works as a lobbyist for big pharma. Or John McManus, the staff director of the Ways and Means subcommittee on Health who now works as a lobbyist for Big Pharma.

The list goes on and on of who we could ask. In the end, from the 2003 signing of the bill, a minimum of 15 congressional staffers, congressmen and federal officials left their positions to work in the pharmaceutical industry. Ask any of them how not negotiating with drug companies is a shrewd move.

Or ask a Brazilian politician, who would understand completely.

–WKW

Fox News: The Devil made him do it

Friday, April 20th, 2007

They report and you decide. In this case, they are reporting that the Virginia Tech massacre was just another battle between God and the Devil.

From Fox News Religion correspondent Lauren Green:

When unexplained violence takes center stage, we tend to turn to modern psychology to explain it. But there is an alternative explanation, one that has been played out in film, stage and writings since the beginning of history. Was Cho Seung-Hui schizophrenic … psychotic … manic-depressive? Or were the shooting deaths of 32 people, including Cho himself, at Virginia Tech University part of the ongoing struggle between God and Satan … good against evil … lightness and darkness?

So, what do you think? Was it “part of the ongoing struggle between God and Satan … good against evil … lightness and darkness?”

That sure would explain a lot if that were the case. Sadly, without proof, the only conclusion we can come to is that Fox News recognizes it’s average fan is, at heart, a cave dweller that lives in fear that the Devil may ruin their lives. you know, like George W. Bush.

–WKW

Somebody’s watching me

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

I understand that as I’m getting older, I’m getting more paranoid. But I just can’t shake the feeling that someone is watching me. Just watching over my every move. I just can’t shake it. Somebody’s watching. I can feel it.

Why watch me, I wonder? What’s so interesting about me that requires I be watched? Maybe somebody is watching everybody.

Maybe I’m just being paranoid. How about you? Do you feel like someone is watching?

–WKW

Crossposted at Shakesville

78 percent of Americans could care less about Tom Tancredo’s only issue

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Presidential candidate Tom Tancredo, running on primarily one issue - fuck the immigrants - has recently found that 78 percent of Americans don’t even agree with him on that.

“Public favors giving illegal immigrants a break”

WASHINGTON — While Congress and the White House remain divided over what to do with the estimated 12 million illegal immigrants living in the USA, a new poll shows the American public appears to have reached a consensus on the question.

A USA TODAY/Gallup Poll taken last weekend found that 78% of respondents feel people now in the country illegally should be given a chance at citizenship.

Maybe Tancredo can lure in voters with his other favorite subject - insulting Florida. Aside from that, expect to see Tancredo joining up with Tommy Thompson on the next season of The Surreal Life.

–WKW

CNN keeps you updated on freshest Iraq suicide bombings

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Things happen fast and furious in war/occupations/civil wars, and sometimes it’s hard to know that you’re getting the most recent horrifying news.

CNN now tries to make sure you feel comfortable with the newness of their news.

“New Iraq suicide bombing kills 10″

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — Baghdad was struck by a fresh suicide bombing Thursday, just hours after a wave of attacks in the city killed nearly 200 people in the worst day of violence since the launch of a new security crackdown earlier this year.

At least 10 people were killed and 21 injured when a car exploded near a parked fuel tanker in central Baghdad’s Jadriya neighborhood, an Interior Ministry official said.

So remember, head over to CNN. They serve the newest and freshest suicide bombing news on the Internets.

–WKW

Meanwhile, there’s a war going on

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Iraq war dead child

This is from a recent bombing in Karbala. This is war. This is what the U.S. wanted and got. And blame whoever you wish for this dead child, but this is what wars and occupations create - dead men, women and children. This is the result of the glorious existential fight. Just vast numbers of slaughtered civilians.

H/T Iraq Today

–WKW

Afonso update: A little digger

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

Having introduced you to Afonso, I figured I’d give a little update. After a week here, he now seems at home to the point that we’re afraid he’s planning on ordering us to leave.

But Afonso is doing great and he and Duchess, our Australian Shepherd, are getting along famously. Afonso is constantly covered in a thin sheen of Duchess saliva from their constant play sessions.

So all’s well. Well, except he likes to dig. We can live with that.

Afonso digs

(Click photo to make it larger)

–WKW

John Derbyshire adds to his portfolio of cowardice

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

The most interesting thing I find from people like John Derbyshire is that history will judge he and the neocon brigade to be among history’s greatest cowards. Here he adds to history’s wrath by questioning why Virginia Tech students allowed themselves to be shot.

Spirit of Self-Defense

As NRO’s designated chickenhawk, let me be the one to ask: Where was the spirit of self-defense here? Setting aside the ludicrous campus ban on licensed conceals, why didn’t anyone rush the guy? It’s not like this was Rambo, hosing the place down with automatic weapons. He had two handguns for goodness’ sake—one of them reportedly a .22.

At the very least, count the shots and jump him reloading or changing hands. Better yet, just jump him. Handguns aren’t very accurate, even at close range. I shoot mine all the time at the range, and I still can’t hit squat. I doubt this guy was any better than I am. And even if hit, a .22 needs to find something important to do real damage—your chances aren’t bad.

Yes, yes, I know it’s easy to say these things: but didn’t the heroes of Flight 93 teach us anything? As the cliche goes—and like most cliches. It’s true—none of us knows what he’d do in a dire situation like that. I hope, however, that if I thought I was going to die anyway, I’d at least take a run at the guy.

Honestly, can you imagine scholars 50 years from now looking up people like John Derbyshire, John Podhoretz, Bill Kristol, et al? Can you imagine their shock that a group of such weak-willed, inherently cowardly men held such sway.

They are writers who have shown a complete unwillingness to confront an enemy on their own, but are too terrified of civilization to let go of their fantasies of barbarism. After so long, it has moved past ridiculous the lamentations of Derbyshire and his ilk. To the modern person, they have become parodies of themselves, shouting out to a dwindling fringe. But history will see them as but cowardly war propagandists, at the very best.

–WKW