Mitt Romney has the same chance of being President as I do
May 7, 2007 by William K. Wolfrum
One of the fun things about Presidential elections is that you get to see the true inner workings of a politician. Take Mitt Romney for example, a lifelong NRA supporter for the past 14 months, and a man who has a strong belief that marriage should be only between a man and a woman, a belief he’s had for 45 minutes now.
He also believes the French have devised a new plan on marriage:
“In France, for instance, I’m told that marriage is now frequently contracted in seven-year terms where either party may move on when their term is up. How shallow and how different from the Europe of the past,” said Romney, making a desperate plea to seem like a religious wacko so the Religious Right wackos will vote for him.
In the end, I appreciate guys like Romney and politicians like him that are willing to spend millions and millions of dollars from corporations so that they can come equally as close to the presidency as I will, spending nothing.
Go Mitt. We anxiously await your dropping-out-of-the-race speech in October.
–WKW
You can’t buff a turd. I agree the Mitt is toast.
Sorry to run counter to the prevailing opinion in these parts, but I’m predicating Mitt to take the GOP nomination. All of the 1984’esque flopping will only be a nice amusement to those of us with long term memory capacity greater than a cod fish.
The American public just does not have enough combined brain storage to keep up with the inconsistent policy positions of high profile political figures AND the names of the American idol contestants AND the latest drunk slut antics of Paris Hilton AND the summary of who is banging whom on Grey’s Anatomy.
Just too much.