U.S. Postal Service opts for suicide

The U.S. Postal Service, faced with an existential dilemma with e-mail, faxes, and text messaging eating away at its communications monopoly, has decided to go hari-kari and opt for doing itself in.

Size matters, so does shape under new postal rates

The postal rate increase that kicks in Monday is shaping up to be a big headache for many businesses.

Many companies say they are confused and frustrated as they try to adjust to the new rules, and some say mailings could be severely curtailed due to higher postage costs.

The new regulations mean larger envelopes and packages will automatically cost more than smaller mail. Currently, postage is determined by weight, unless it’s an especially large or odd-shaped package that warrants special handling.

If your solution come Monday is to stuff the same amount of material into a smaller envelope, the Postal Service could get you there, too: There are new thickness restrictions.

For first-class, letter envelopes, the allowed thickness is a quarter inch. If you go over a quarter inch, you run into more costly large envelope or parcel rates.

Postal Service spokesman Dave Partenheimer said the new rates take shape into account because it requires more effort to process a larger piece of mail.

“Before, thickness didn’t matter,” he said. Now, “thickness does come into play. If it gets too thick you create a new shape.”

Cindy Golebiewski, an office manager in Wilmington, Delaware, said her company faces much higher postage costs under the new rules.

“The price is just doubling,” she said.

Many believe the Postal Service is taking a gamble by instituting a Soviet-style, keep-the-common-man-buried-in-nonsense-rules approach to the mail. Others believe the USPS is opting for a “death by confusion” culmination to its business.

The new rate for a first-class card or letter is now 41 cents for the first ounce. The cost for each additional ounce drops to 17 cents.

Details of the new rates are available at www.usps.com or you can call and leave your condolences at (800) 275-8777.

–WKW

3 Responses to “U.S. Postal Service opts for suicide”

  1. Eddie Lawyer Says:

    I just shipped a package that measured 24″X12″X12″ and weight 7 pounds 3 ounces. The size of the package caused the price to be determined as if the package weighed 17 pounds 13 ounces. I’m so mad I could spit right in the face of the idiot that came up with the new regulations. I haven’t used UPS much in the past but I will be using them much more in the future.

  2. Tina Van Says:

    I completely agree with your frustration, Eddie! I am an ebay seller and my shipping costs have more than doubled thanks to the new (and I might add unjustified) rates! I am now scrambling to update all of my 500+ listings on ebay so I don’t get screwed thanks to the USPS!!! Might want to look into UPS now too - hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  3. wonder cow Says:

    Make the return address the destination, drop in the mail without postage. Free mail.

    Except for the mail fraud felony charge, fool proof.