Terrorists are after David Gregory’s children!
In a shocking announcement at the White House today, President Bush made it clear to NBC reporter David Gregory that terrorists want to kill his children.
“They viciously attacked us before we went to Iraq, and they’ve been attacking ever since. They are a threat to your children, David,” said Bush.
Gregory’s children could not be reached for comment, nor did Gregory respond with “Don’t talk about my children, asshole,” as would be considered proper in normal human discourse when a sitting President uses your own children as a reason to continue to occupy a nation it pre-emptively attacked, while droolingly talking about the “heavy fighting” to come.
See the video at The Huffington Post.
–WKW
May 24th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
“They are a threat to your children, David”
Fear. A dictator’s favorite tool. The only thing hampering Bush’s ascension to dictatorship is about 230 years of democratic tradition.
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