Bush arrives at G8 Summit too full of crap

Knowing full well the importance of the Group of Eight summit, U.S. president George W. Bush set out to dazzle the world with his plans on global warming, the global economy and world peace. Sadly, he was just too full of shit to pull it off.

Bush Suffering Stomach Ailment at G-8 Summit

HEILIGENDAMM, Germany — President George W. Bush came down with a stomach ailment Friday at the Group of Eight summit in Germany and was resting in his room.

“I’m not sure if it’s a stomach virus yet or something like that,” Dan Bartlett, counselor to the president, told reporters. “He’s just not feeling well in his stomach.”

Although ill, the president did meet for an hour with French President Nicolas Sarkozy, but the meeting took place in Bush’s private room.

“President Bush was slightly unwell this morning and will return to work as soon as he can,” Sarkozy told reporters.

Bush’s doctor, Dr. Richard Tubb, is monitoring the president’s health, Bartlett said. He said Bush hoped to rejoin the other leaders at the summit.

–WKW

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