Paris’ Dinner with Ann
Paris Hilton. Ann Coulter. A coffee shop. A conversation:
I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.
Diana is an ordinary and pathetic and confessional - I’ve never had bulimia! I’ve never had an affair!
It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything.
Let’s say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I’m not married.
I don’t have sex unless I’m in a relationship. I’m old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!
Anorexics never have boyfriends. … That’s one way to know you don’t have anorexia: if you have a boyfriend.
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
As always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side.
When he sentenced me to that much time in jail it was shocking because that doesn’t happen, ever.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t.
I think women should be armed but should not be allowed to vote.
I just want to let people know what I went through.
Frankly, I’m not a big fan of the First Amendment.
It was a pretty traumatic experience, something that I really have grown from.
I have to say I’m all for public flogging.
At parties, everyone always thinks I’m drinking–but actually I rarely drink.
It turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word “faggot”
I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.
Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.
People are going to judge me: “Paris Hilton, she uses money to get what she wants.”
I’m a little sick of being browbeaten by a bunch of harridans about why I chose this word or why I told that joke. And then people turn around and say, ‘Oh, you’re so mean, you’re so mean.’
It hurts that, you know, the media’s made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character–they think that I don’t have any feelings.
My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.
I’m not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time.
I’ve never seen people avoid ideas so much in such an obvious way and try and alert Americans not to read anything, not to listen to something someone says, not because of what she’s saying, but trying to portray her as a nazi.
You should live everyday like it’s your birthday. Life is too short to blend in.
You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.
The only rule is don’t be boring.
–WKW