Enjoy your freedom of speech, just keep quiet about it

Welcome to the United States of America, the world’s greatest bastion of freedom. We value freedom of speech beyond anything else!

Unless you’re an athlete, then it could hurt your endorsement deals. So it’s best if you just kept quiet.

And if you aren’t the current favorite in an election that’s 18 months away, you should just keep your mouth shut.

And face it, actors are narcissistic head cases, who should be ignored. As should musicians. Well, maybe a few musicians should speak up more often, but not many.

And filmmakers hate the country anyway, so they can be ignored and trivialized.

And bloggers are all a bunch of partisan idiots who are both fringe and need to be reined in.

And no one really listens to the American people anymore. They’re a bunch of idiots who couldn’t find Kansas on a map.

Enjoy your freedom of speech, though. It’s what America is all about.

–WKW

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