August 16, 2007 by William K. Wolfrum
Is it that time already?
It’s just work, work, work with this guy.
Thanks to Melissa McEwan for the graphic.
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[...] One story stands out in particular. I was in the backyard, beating the crap out of a little monkey with an Allen wrench. I had no idea why I was doing this and I was appalled. How had I become this person? Truth be told, I had just recently gotten off the phone with billionaire leftist George Soros, who had offered me $75 to write a blog post about George Allen calling a worker for the James Webb campaign a “macaca.” Somehow, I had gotten the entire message confused, and committed a heinous act of animal cruelty. That’s when I really knew the wheels were falling off. … [...]
[...] I’m about to let you in on a little secret that will very likely cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. Because after I admit this, the spectacular funding I receive from Daily Kos, Media Matters, MoveOn and George Soros will dry up like paint in the Arizona sun. But I must do it. For I am an American before all else: [...]
[...] Turns out the War on Easter was WAY easier than the War on Christmas. [...]
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