William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

William K. Wolfrum made this statement to all his supporters at 3:30 p.m.:

There has been so much talk going on recently about the faith of bloggers that it’s really reached an uncomfortable level. It’s really become more an invasion of privacy than anything else. While I understand that many readers and many in the media believe it’s important to know where bloggers stand in relation to the supernatural, how I define myself is between me and family.

So enough with all the questions. Is he a Pagan? Is he a Satanist. Is he a Shape Shifter? Is he a Scientologist? These things are nothing compared to my overarching faith. The most important thing is that I am a Druid. I think that’s something we can all embrace, as we move on to other more important issues, like health care and magical lakes and trees.

Thank you for your time and I have retained counsel in this matter.

–WKW

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