Trapped in the bunker
He crawled out of the bunker and look skyward. Taking a deep breath, he again checked the gauges. The coast was clear.
It had been a long, torturous haul. The incessant boredom had nearly driven him mad. His wife had left him, taking their child. His career was over.
But he had survived. He had outlasted Xenu.
“Tom Cruise plans $10 million underground bunker to prepare for end of world”
Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survice for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.
In other Cruise news, it appears he’s getting his wish of being a Nazi in Germany.
–WKW
September 27th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Southpark just recently did a nice little attack job on Tom Cruise and Scientology.
Come out of the closet Tom. And bring John Travolta and R Kelly with you.