William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

In more or less the last few days, here’s a little of what we’ve seen from those running for President in the U.S.:

– Barack Obama is hanging out with homophobes and trying to explain why.

– Fred Thompson is telling people that the insurgents in Iraq are a just a bunch of kids with IEDs, while planning fundraising visits to fire-ravaged Southern California.

– Rudy Giuliani is not sure waterboarding is torture, is standing by an accused child molester in his campaign, and shows his loyalty to his home city by rooting for their most hated baseball rival.

– Mitt Romney is thrilled to have Bob Jones’ backing, even though Jones believes Romney’s religion is a cult.

– Dennis Kucinich is seeing UFOs and doesn’t have enough clout to get his name spelled correctly in photos.

– Tom Tancredo is willing to bet his candidacy on the World Series, while dreaming of grabbing every illegal immigrant regardless of age and tossing them out of the U.S. by the scruff of the neck.

– John McCain has somehow managed to piss off Fox News.

– Hillary Clinton may or may not support immunity for telecommunication companies, may or may not roll back executive powers, and may or may not support an attack on Iran, who knows, there’s a lot to it and she hasn’t read up on it all, but she will, and then it’s possible she may give an answer to some of these questions. Perhaps.

– Joe Biden says that Washington D.C. students don’t do as well as Iowa students because Washington D.C. has more minorities, so it’s to be expected.

It all leads to one simple conclusion:

Vote Chris Dodd-Stephen Colbert in 2008.

–WKW

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