Statement from William K. Wolfrum: “You’ve all been granted immunity”
“I’d like to again thank you all for standing by me during these troubled times. Your friendship and support truly means the world to me. That is why, after a brief review with some lawyers, I’ve decided to grant each and every one of you immunity. You are all immune. From anything and everything. Starting now.
This grant of immunity should help give you all a clean start in life, and put all those pesky, and often unfounded judicial issues to rest. And while I’ve learned that I have no power to grant any of you immunity from anything, the fact is, once you’ve given immunity, you can’t take it away. So there.
Once again, I’d like to thank you all for your help. Thank you for doing the dirty work behind the scenes, even though you knew you were likely breaking laws and spitting on morality. You all stood tall and did what needed to be done.
So enjoy your immunity and don’t screw it up this time (ha ha).
Thank you again and God Bless.
I have now retained counsel to examine this matter and I will make no further comment.”
–WKW