William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

William K. Wolfrum made this statement to all his supporters at 3:30 p.m.:

First of all, I’d like to thank all of you for taking time out your day to read this. Since news of my acceptance of Satan as my One True Lord and Savior has come out, there’s been a great deal of hyperbole and outright falsehoods made of my beliefs and the group I have belonged to for the past 40 years. People question whether a Satan worshipper can be a blogger at a time like this. They question my beliefs as “cultish” and “demented” and “ghoulish” and “stupid” To those people, I just say this:

I am a blogger and I am a Satanist. But I am not a sum of my parts. Whether I am trying to blog about important political and social issues or drinking the blood of a newborn child at ritual in the woods back of the house, I am always doing my best.

And I will continue to do my best for my readers around the world. And I ask you all just to judge me for my work, and be aware that I have no plans on subtly seducing you all into the Dark Lord’s Sweet, Evil realm.

In the end, we are all one people. We are all striving for truth. And whether this life leads us all to an eternity of sucking the Flaming Cock of Eternal Damnation, or to Jesus’s feet, whatever. It’s the fact that you can have religion, or not have freedom or have freedom and have not the religion of freedom. Or something like that.

I know this goes against my previous statement that I was a Druid. That was a lie. All I can say in my defense is, well, I’m a Satanist.

Thank you for your time and I have retained counsel in this matter.

–WKW

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