Oliver Willis receives karmic justice from Washington Redskins
December 31, 2007 by William K. Wolfrum
Being a long-time stalker of Oliver Willis, I know that he loves the Washington Redskins and Jessica Alba. Well, Willis is out of luck there, as we are all heart-shatteringly aware:
She went out and got pregnatized, meaning Oliver’s already long chances just got that much longer. Making every thing OK again, however, was this: His hapless Redskins made the playoffs.
I think that’s karmic justice.
–WKW
wife: “Jessica Alba is pretty”
me: “Uhmm… *cough* uhmm….”
*pause*
wife: “Ah-ha!”
me, interrupting :”Jessica Alba is an average actress!”
me:”What?”