Rapture Index hits highest level in years – Christ about to use return ticket?

January 22, 2008 by William K. Wolfrum 

In case you were wondering how George W. Bush was doing in his effort to make Revelations into a reality show, the answer is – pretty good.

The Rapture Index has hit 165, its highest level in years.

So have that extra piece of cake. Christ is coming. And if it’s the Christ that Bush and Huckabee believe in, no one will make it out of this alive.

–WKW

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One Response to “Rapture Index hits highest level in years – Christ about to use return ticket?”

  1. William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » You are not living in the End of Times!! WTF is wrong with you people?! on September 16th, 2008 5:15 am

    [...] Raptureready.com, home of the handy “Rapture Index” (it’s 162 right now, meaning a slight chance of late-afternoon hell fire), gets nearly 60,000 hits per week advising true believers what they should wear on the glorious day they are hoovered to heaven. [...]

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