Comments on: Statement by William K. Wolfrum: I denounce everything everyone has ever said, ever http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/03/17/statement-by-william-k-wolfrum-i-denounce-everything-everyone-has-ever-said-ever/ Bill Wolfrum's world of satire and commentary Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:33:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: dgun http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/03/17/statement-by-william-k-wolfrum-i-denounce-everything-everyone-has-ever-said-ever/#comment-87605 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:27:43 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/03/17/statement-by-william-k-wolfrum-i-denounce-everything-everyone-has-ever-said-ever/#comment-87605 I would like to also join in Bill’s denouncement of stuff that people have said. A blank check of denouncement, if you will, that should be used automatically by any potential adversary to preempt any statement that may in any way be somehow linked to me through any sundry means, rather that it be something I myself may have said or something anyone connected to me directly or indirectly by however many degrees of Kevin Bacon units may have said, thus mediating and declaring null and void said statement. byw, Bill, on blessed occasion I stop at Jacks in the morning (Jacks is a fast food “restaurant” in this area) and I get the pleasure of watching Fox and Friends whilst enjoying a biscuit ’n gravy. Were you aware that it was Obama’s pastor that said the naughty stuff? Because if you were not aware of it, Fox and their friends (and it turns out that their friends are not friends at all, but rather what one might call candy-ass-sellout-pundit-suckups) would be happy to inform you of this fact over and over, stressing with great gusto the very close relationship between the man that didn’t say the bad stuff and the man that did. It was his pastor, Bill. His minister. His preacher. His own personal pastor where he had been a member for 20 years. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?! His pastor. His pastor... But looking on the bright side, something like this was about the only way Fox news would ever admit on air that Obama attends a Christian Church and not a Mosque. I would like to also join in Bill’s denouncement of stuff that people have said. A blank check of denouncement, if you will, that should be used automatically by any potential adversary to preempt any statement that may in any way be somehow linked to me through any sundry means, rather that it be something I myself may have said or something anyone connected to me directly or indirectly by however many degrees of Kevin Bacon units may have said, thus mediating and declaring null and void said statement.

byw, Bill, on blessed occasion I stop at Jacks in the morning (Jacks is a fast food “restaurant” in this area) and I get the pleasure of watching Fox and Friends whilst enjoying a biscuit ’n gravy. Were you aware that it was Obama’s pastor that said the naughty stuff? Because if you were not aware of it, Fox and their friends (and it turns out that their friends are not friends at all, but rather what one might call candy-ass-sellout-pundit-suckups) would be happy to inform you of this fact over and over, stressing with great gusto the very close relationship between the man that didn’t say the bad stuff and the man that did. It was his pastor, Bill. His minister. His preacher. His own personal pastor where he had been a member for 20 years. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?! His pastor. His pastor…

But looking on the bright side, something like this was about the only way Fox news would ever admit on air that Obama attends a Christian Church and not a Mosque.

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