Coming Soon: “Fear Strikes Out!”
May 28, 2008 by William K. Wolfrum
This summer, coming to televisions, newspapers, the Internet and radio ads near you, an attack like you’ll have probably felt like you’ve seen before. …
In a world, where fear can only be conquered by being more afraid …
A ragtag group of fear-mongering fascists will do their best to STOP YOU FROM NOT BEING AFRAID!!!!
This summer, be ready for the ultimate in Right-wing entertainment:
Starring George John W. McCain-Bush
Also starring a cast of thousands, including Joe Lieberman, every member of the Kragan family, Bill Kristol and Everyone at Fox News.
With a special cameo by the rotting corpse of Ronald Reagan:
If you plan on seeing through just one propaganda campaign this year, make it this one.
–WKW
Look Bill, we need a president that will keep us safe. You think a Democrat can do that? Please.
Democrats don’t have the right sound bites and one-liners to win the global war on terrorism. Only the type of tough cowboy talk we get from Republicans can win this war.
That’s why I’m voting for 4 more years of safety by voting for McCain.
Please McCain, I’m a scared crybaby pussy that needs someone to protect me. Just pander to my fear. That’s all I ask.