Ted Stevens: Guilty as fuck
If there’s one thing Republican Senator Ted Stevens is, it’s guilty. Whether of the indictments handed down against him today or any of, say, 27,000 other different things, Stevens is guilty.
I don’t, of course, have any actual proof of his guilt on hand, but if you doubt me, try this - ask an Alaskan.
–WKW
July 30th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I wonder if he ever got the series of tubes out across the bridge to nowhere?
Ted Stevens is the kind of guy we need helping make decisions about technology and the internet.
And why archaeologists have spent so much time and effort pondering the function of the Antikythera Mechanism I’ll never know. They should just ask Stevens about it, I’m sure he was an early adopter. * snare, cymbal *
August 7th, 2008 at 10:08 am
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