Comments on: Focus on the Family sees deep end, leaps off http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-sees-deep-end-leaps-off/ Bill Wolfrum's world of satire and commentary Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:18:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: Rob http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-sees-deep-end-leaps-off/#comment-155534 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:45:18 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-sees-deep-end-leaps-off/#comment-155534 As a Christian Theology major, I'm pretty much required to believe in the Christian God. I feel that I have felt His presence, and I'm pretty sure that She exists (and is a black hermaphrodite). I'm bisexual, transgender, and I love Christ. And He loves you. I think that article on Christ quitting Christianity was brilliant by the way. Dobson is silly, and Barack is definitely more pro-family than McCain, but he's not going to attack gays or make abortion illegal, so Dobson hates him. As a Christian Theology major, I’m pretty much required to believe in the Christian God. I feel that I have felt His presence, and I’m pretty sure that She exists (and is a black hermaphrodite). I’m bisexual, transgender, and I love Christ. And He loves you. I think that article on Christ quitting Christianity was brilliant by the way.

Dobson is silly, and Barack is definitely more pro-family than McCain, but he’s not going to attack gays or make abortion illegal, so Dobson hates him.

]]> by: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican platform http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-sees-deep-end-leaps-off/#comment-154300 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:23:12 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-sees-deep-end-leaps-off/#comment-154300 [...] “There’s a new breed of Christian out there that seems to think I represent free-for-all capitalism and slaying my enemies,” said Christ, munching on an arugula quiche. “I mean, they made Isaiah into a Cold War-era strategist, for Dad’s sake. Did they even read the New Testament?” [...] […] “There’s a new breed of Christian out there that seems to think I represent free-for-all capitalism and slaying my enemies,” said Christ, munching on an arugula quiche. “I mean, they made Isaiah into a Cold War-era strategist, for Dad’s sake. Did they even read the New Testament?” […]

]]> by: dgun http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-sees-deep-end-leaps-off/#comment-141223 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:11:31 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/08/07/focus-on-the-family-sees-deep-end-leaps-off/#comment-141223 So if their prayers come true, it is either a coincidence or God is really petty. So if their prayers come true, it is either a coincidence or God is really petty.

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