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By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » John McCain: “Trickle Down! Trickle Down! Trickle Down!”

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:23:34 +0000

[...] John McCain, who spent 2007 failing to convince Americans that he cared about anything other than becoming President, has now redefined what he’s all about. He’s a Republican, thus, only tax cuts – and lots of the would make him vote for President Barrack Obama’s economic stimulus package. We need to make tax cuts permanent and need to make a commitment that they’ll be no new taxes. We need to cut payroll taxes. We need to cut business taxes. [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Conservatism dies of massive cash overdose

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:10:32 +0000

[...] “Being a reforming Maverick, I’ve never been a Conservative, so its death has no effect on my history as a POW,” said John McCain in a statement prepared by 173 lobbyists. “We are bringing change and reform to Washington and I think you’ll see that my Maverickness helped kill an ideology gone mad.” [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » McCain camp accuses media of using facts against them

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:21:48 +0000

[...] “The usage of facts in this election creates a natural bias toward John McCain. John McCain proudly served the United States and was a Prisoner of War for five-and-a-half years. He is a Maverick reformer. He is his own man. He has been married nearly 30 years. He is ready for the job on Day One. And he’s a Maverick. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is a hockey mom, a Maverick reformer, fought the Bridge to Nowhere and stood up to Republicans in government. [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican platform

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:08:49 +0000

[...] “John McCain has made it clear that he will not speak to or about Jesus Christ until Christ shows him the respect he deserves,” said Davis. “John McCain was a POW and deserves respect. Jesus obviously can’t understand the kind of sacrifice John McCain made.” [...]

By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » The Onion admits Republican Presidential ticket a satire that “spun out of control”

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:46:03 +0000

[...] The announcement by Dikkers came just one moments before presumed Presidential nominee John McCain was to officially accept the GOP nomination. The convention was abruptly halted when it was announced that John McCain and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin were not, in fact, the GOP nominees for the Executive office. [...]