Comments on: Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican platform http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/ Bill Wolfrum's world of news, satire and commentary Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:56:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Sue Bergeron http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-256955 Sue Bergeron Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:06:36 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-256955 It's Jesus HOLY Christ. Anyway, it's a marvelous piece of writing. It’s Jesus HOLY Christ. Anyway, it’s a marvelous piece of writing.

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus H. Christ wants you to be rich - start tithing today! http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-248962 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus H. Christ wants you to be rich - start tithing today! Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:27:43 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-248962 [...] Do you like the idea of having everything you always wanted? Fancy cars, luxurious yachts, palatial mansions, models throwing themselves at you? You know you want it. And more than that, you deserve it. Hi, I’m Jesus H. Christ. Following my simple, patented money-making plan, you too can live the life you’ve always dreamed. My friends, Godliness causes prosperity. Following my simple, three-point plan, you cannot fail and will soon be living the elite lifestyle you deserve. [...] [...] Do you like the idea of having everything you always wanted? Fancy cars, luxurious yachts, palatial mansions, models throwing themselves at you? You know you want it. And more than that, you deserve it. Hi, I’m Jesus H. Christ. Following my simple, patented money-making plan, you too can live the life you’ve always dreamed. My friends, Godliness causes prosperity. Following my simple, three-point plan, you cannot fail and will soon be living the elite lifestyle you deserve. [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Barack Obama endorse entire Republican platform; GOP vows to impeach http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-248293 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Barack Obama endorse entire Republican platform; GOP vows to impeach Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:57:21 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-248293 [...] WASHINGTON - In a surprise press conference at the White House, President Barack Obama announced that his administration has fully adopted the Republican National Committee platform. [...] [...] WASHINGTON – In a surprise press conference at the White House, President Barack Obama announced that his administration has fully adopted the Republican National Committee platform. [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Man leads authorities on three-hour car chase, shoots self http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-236284 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Man leads authorities on three-hour car chase, shoots self Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:41:52 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-236284 [...] The driver of the $100,000-plus Bentley with Palestinian plates was identified as Jesus H. Christ, a well-known deity, the newspaper reported. Witnesses said that Christ, 37, was repeatedly screaming the word “repent” at stunned crowds of people he passed. [...] [...] The driver of the $100,000-plus Bentley with Palestinian plates was identified as Jesus H. Christ, a well-known deity, the newspaper reported. Witnesses said that Christ, 37, was repeatedly screaming the word “repent” at stunned crowds of people he passed. [...]

]]> By: links for 2009-03-30 « Embololalia http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-216407 links for 2009-03-30 « Embololalia Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:10:40 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-216407 [...] William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican platform With the 2008 U.S. Presidential election coming up in short order, many have expressed skepticism over the timing of Christ’s announcement. Reached for comment, John McCain’s campaign lobbyist Rick Davis said that his candidate would not be responding to the “obvious liberal smear.” (tags: funny christianity 2008election) [...] [...] William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican platform With the 2008 U.S. Presidential election coming up in short order, many have expressed skepticism over the timing of Christ’s announcement. Reached for comment, John McCain’s campaign lobbyist Rick Davis said that his candidate would not be responding to the “obvious liberal smear.” (tags: funny christianity 2008election) [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » These are a few of my favorite satirical things http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-215878 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » These are a few of my favorite satirical things Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:03:04 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-215878 [...] Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican Platform [...] [...] Jesus Christ quits Christianity after viewing Republican Platform [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus Christ returns to Earth - punches Pope in face, leaves again http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-209765 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Jesus Christ returns to Earth - punches Pope in face, leaves again Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:08:15 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-209765 [...] Jesus Christ - a leading figure in modern Christianity - returned to Earth today after a nearly 2,000-year hiatus. The Second Coming was cut short, however, as Christ, 37, went directly to the Vatican and punched Pope Benedict XVI square in the mouth. Jesus then ascended back to heaven. [...] [...] Jesus Christ – a leading figure in modern Christianity – returned to Earth today after a nearly 2,000-year hiatus. The Second Coming was cut short, however, as Christ, 37, went directly to the Vatican and punched Pope Benedict XVI square in the mouth. Jesus then ascended back to heaven. [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » What Darwin didn’t explain: How Jesus rode dinosaurs http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-194418 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » What Darwin didn’t explain: How Jesus rode dinosaurs Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:07:22 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-194418 [...] I can guarantee that if anyone ever rode a dinosaur, it was Jesus. Now please pull out your “Flesh of Christ” crayon and keep between the lines. [...] [...] I can guarantee that if anyone ever rode a dinosaur, it was Jesus. Now please pull out your “Flesh of Christ” crayon and keep between the lines. [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » No one expects a blogaround VIII http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-192106 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » No one expects a blogaround VIII Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:11:54 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-192106 [...] Jesus, is it Friday already? [...] [...] Jesus, is it Friday already? [...]

]]> By: coletrain http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-172152 coletrain Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:35:46 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-172152 I am unfortunately still in my angry atheist phase. People like Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly bring red to my face. I still have yet to be able to say: "Whatever, they're idiots and there words don't mean anything." I am unfortunately still in my angry atheist phase. People like Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly bring red to my face. I still have yet to be able to say: “Whatever, they’re idiots and there words don’t mean anything.”

]]> By: Wolfrum: Jesus Christ Quits Christianity « The Northstar Chronicle http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-169401 Wolfrum: Jesus Christ Quits Christianity « The Northstar Chronicle Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:40:04 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-169401 [...] FULL RELEASE HERE. [...] [...] FULL RELEASE HERE. [...]

]]> By: Stanislaus http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-169190 Stanislaus Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:49:29 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-169190 OMFG just spilled my venti caramel macchiato all over the keyboard laughing OMFG just spilled my venti caramel macchiato all over the keyboard laughing

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Remember when John McCain was pro-gun control, pro-terrorist, anti-torture, anti-drilling and anti-GOP? http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-158485 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Remember when John McCain was pro-gun control, pro-terrorist, anti-torture, anti-drilling and anti-GOP? Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:27:18 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-158485 [...] Here in 2008, McCain is fully on board with the GOP, it seems, as he’s running under their hyper-conservative platform. [...] [...] Here in 2008, McCain is fully on board with the GOP, it seems, as he’s running under their hyper-conservative platform. [...]

]]> By: Wendy http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-157489 Wendy Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:09:41 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-157489 Loved it and look forward to reading more of your writing. Especially appreciated it after reading a letter to the editor in our hometown newspaper today outlining how God chose Sarah Palin to "lead us back to one nation under God" and the writer had Bible verses to support it. It made me wonder if I should laugh or grieve--and then I chanced on your great column. Loved it and look forward to reading more of your writing. Especially appreciated it after reading a letter to the editor in our hometown newspaper today outlining how God chose Sarah Palin to “lead us back to one nation under God” and the writer had Bible verses to support it. It made me wonder if I should laugh or grieve–and then I chanced on your great column.

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/comment-page-2/#comment-157273 William K. Wolfrum Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:26:18 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/08/jesus-christ-quits-christianity-after-viewing-republican-platform/#comment-157273 Pastor Scott, I'll tell you what, I'm betting the farm that Jesus has a good sense of humor ;) And thanks for coming by :) Pastor Scott, I’ll tell you what, I’m betting the farm that Jesus has a good sense of humor ;)

And thanks for coming by :)

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