Comments on: Feds, Economists blame Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss., for entire U.S. financial crisis http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/ Bill Wolfrum's world of news, satire and commentary Mon, 15 Mar 2010 10:42:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Meek lose inheritance; Goldman Sachs given rights to Earth http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-246199 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Meek lose inheritance; Goldman Sachs given rights to Earth Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:58:30 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-246199 [...] “Meh, whatever,” said Noted Meek Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss. “I never expected to see that inheritance anyway.” [...] [...] “Meh, whatever,” said Noted Meek Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss. “I never expected to see that inheritance anyway.” [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » New Poll: 80% of Americans would give up breathing if it helped corporations make more money http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-245733 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » New Poll: 80% of Americans would give up breathing if it helped corporations make more money Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:20:37 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-245733 [...] Noted sociologist Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss., said that the poll is in line with how many Americans feel. [...] [...] Noted sociologist Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss., said that the poll is in line with how many Americans feel. [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » These are a few of my favorite satirical things http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-215883 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » These are a few of my favorite satirical things Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:04:21 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-215883 [...] Feds, Economists blame Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss., for entire U.S. financial crisis [...] [...] Feds, Economists blame Tim Johnson of Tupelo, Miss., for entire U.S. financial crisis [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Statement from William K. Wolfrum: “I’ll take the hit on this one” http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-194098 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Statement from William K. Wolfrum: “I’ll take the hit on this one” Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:37:26 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-194098 [...] Now, as I understand it, the entire global financial crisis was caused my unscrupulous poor people who scammed naive bankers in complicated home loan schemes. The plan went something like this - a poor person walks into a bank looking for a loan on a home they can’t afford. The young, enthusiastic bank people would then trust the poor people and give them a loan which the poor people should be able to easily pay back. Then, the cunning poor people would stop making payments on the loan, eventually losing the house and becoming even poorer. To put this more simply, the scam went like this: [...] [...] Now, as I understand it, the entire global financial crisis was caused my unscrupulous poor people who scammed naive bankers in complicated home loan schemes. The plan went something like this – a poor person walks into a bank looking for a loan on a home they can’t afford. The young, enthusiastic bank people would then trust the poor people and give them a loan which the poor people should be able to easily pay back. Then, the cunning poor people would stop making payments on the loan, eventually losing the house and becoming even poorer. To put this more simply, the scam went like this: [...]

]]> By: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Local man unsure over whether to buy wife Christmas sweater - life as we know it hangs in the balance http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-172731 William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » Local man unsure over whether to buy wife Christmas sweater - life as we know it hangs in the balance Sun, 30 Nov 2008 15:23:35 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-172731 [...] DUBLIN, Ohio — The fate of the world as we know it is at stake as a local man is still undecided whether to buy his wife a $200 cardigan sweater for Christmas, or to save the money for upcoming economic problems. And with Christmas fast approaching, Tim Johnson, the manager of the lighting and fixture department at Kohls on Main Street, has yet to make up his mind on a transaction that has garnered worldwide attention. [...] [...] DUBLIN, Ohio — The fate of the world as we know it is at stake as a local man is still undecided whether to buy his wife a $200 cardigan sweater for Christmas, or to save the money for upcoming economic problems. And with Christmas fast approaching, Tim Johnson, the manager of the lighting and fixture department at Kohls on Main Street, has yet to make up his mind on a transaction that has garnered worldwide attention. [...]

]]> By: The Cunning Runt http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-156480 The Cunning Runt Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:03:24 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-156480 Since I'm partly to blame, I'd appreciate it if you would pass on Mr. Johnson's address as soon as it's known. I want to help with that bill. Since I’m partly to blame, I’d appreciate it if you would pass on Mr. Johnson’s address as soon as it’s known.

I want to help with that bill.

]]> By: dgun http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-156453 dgun Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:12:57 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-156453 He should be forced to move away from Tupelo. He brings dishonor to the birth place of the King, Jesus' half brother Elvis. He should be forced to move away from Tupelo. He brings dishonor to the birth place of the King, Jesus’ half brother Elvis.

]]> By: Jennifer http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/comment-page-1/#comment-156447 Jennifer Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:52:04 +0000 http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2008/09/22/feds-economists-blame-tim-johnson-of-tupelo-miss-for-entire-us-financial-crisis/#comment-156447 Linguistic scholars further demonstrated that Mr. Johnson was the original subject of the now-widespread phrase "Sucks to be [Tim]." Linguistic scholars further demonstrated that Mr. Johnson was the original subject of the now-widespread phrase “Sucks to be [Tim].”

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