Has Sarah Palin ever spoken in tongues?
September 24, 2008 by William K. Wolfrum
After her performance with Katie Couric, it’s highly doubtful that Sarah Palin will answer any questions from any media representative again. But should the opportunity arise, here are a couple questions to ask:
“Have you ever spoken in tongues?”
“Do you agree with Kenyan Thomas Muthee that “our country” needs to be a radical Christian theocracy?”
Because the honest answer to both of those questions is “yes.” It can’t be stressed enough that Palin and her Wasilla Assembly of God cohorts are batshit insane. They dream of being the Christian Taliban, they speak in tongues, they fight witches and demons, etc., etc.
Bat.Shit.Insane.
Pass this video around to those non-theocrats you know that think Palin is “one of them.” She isn’t. She’s a Jesus Jihadist that serves a God that only the radically fringe can relate to.
Take a look at this post from the dedicated and fearless Max Blumenthal and keep an eye on his site in the coming days. You’ll be amazed at just how bizarre and terrifying the Religious Right’s new hero is when she’s in her unnatural element.
–WKW
Did the Lord give Palin her magic Holiness powers before he left the Republican party? I wonder if he regrets it?
You know, maybe it’s the long winters up there or something. But, then again, folks like that live in pleasant climes, too. Thanks for that link on the other post, btw.
I hate to speak for God (though I often do), but I’m pretty sure this wasn’t the plan. And, you know, I was getting pretty offended the way Muthee kept referring to the U.S. as “our country.”
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