John McCain conducts his own poll showing he’s up by 100 percent
October 10, 2008 by William K. Wolfrum
Heck, if the John McCain camp has success with holding their own Troopergate Investigation on Sarah Palin, they may as well just hold their own private election, as well.
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–WKW
Inspired by the McMaverick twins, I have conducted my own internal investigation, and I am proud to announce that — in a direct refutation to the scale & the mirror (both of whom are obviously ‘in the tank’ for reality) — I am neither gaining weight nor losing hair.
On a related note, I have assigned my mother & my dog to determine whether or not I am, indeed, one of the kindest, sweetest, & downright handsomest men on the face of the planet. The results of this investigation will be released as soon as I have time to type up the ol results, you betcha!
What kind of sampling error do you have with that Hugh? Because I’m gaining weight and losing hair. I’m thinking maybe if I adopt your research methodology reality will bend to the data and I will once again be a slim young man with a full head of hair, able to run 5 1/2 minute miles backwards without sweating.
I have a wife and four dogs. Of my dogs, three are male, one is female. We also have geckos all over the place. I’m not sure what gender they are.
After a full vetting process, 78 percent of them agree that I did not do that really bad thing that so many accuse me of. It really all comes down to asking the right questions, and having the right kibble.
dgun: There you go again, trying to impose your liberal, elite “research methodology” onto the process.
I stood next to the bathroom scale, looked into its soul, thought “now, this is a scale I can do business with,” and a stunningly low weight appeared to me as if in a vision. The hairline was a bit more difficult — but I just said “thanks, but no thanks” to the image the mirror showed me, & suddenly I had a full head of hair again, you betcha!
People ask me about my hair, but doggone it, I’ll answer the questions the American people want answers to. I want to talk directly to the people. And to them, I say that I have outstanding ears.