Help Wanted: CNN looking for worthless douchebag to replace Glenn Beck
October 16, 2008 by William K. Wolfrum
Job Title: Replacement for Glenn Beck
Job Duties: Must be able to make the most racist, homophobic, stupid and offensive comments on any topic at any time. Accuracy unimportant. Must make vague, unsubstantiated comments based only on what will piss the most people off at any given moment.
Minimum Qualifications: No education, ability or experience necessary. Must be able to host a televised cable show while having your head lodged firmly up your own ass.