Help Wanted: CNN looking for worthless douchebag to replace Glenn Beck
October 16, 2008 by William K. Wolfrum
Company: CNN
Job Title: Replacement for Glenn Beck
Job Duties: Must be able to make the most racist, homophobic, stupid and offensive comments on any topic at any time. Accuracy unimportant. Must make vague, unsubstantiated comments based only on what will piss the most people off at any given moment.
Minimum Qualifications: No education, ability or experience necessary. Must be able to host a televised cable show while having your head lodged firmly up your own ass.
–WKW
Sounds like a great job for a maverick moose-hunter!
As President of the AGBG (Anti Glenn Beck Group) I am sickened and saddened to learn that there is yet another network willing to hire Glenn Beck. It is just another in a long list of actions that prove FOX never intends to be taken seriously as a news organization.
My congratulations to CNN for finally de-Becking their network. But I can’t help but wonder what took them so long.
Too bad Lou Dobbs already works for CNN, otherwise I would recommend him for this posting and collect the finders fee.
[...] And in other good CNN-related news Glenn Beck has moved to Fox. About time. Good riddance. Oh, and I see that they’re looking for a replacement. [...]