Comments on: Dear Barack Obama: Can we start killing Conservatives, aborting full-term babies and acting like communist Islamofascists yet?

By: aArdvark

aArdvark — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:09:35 +0000

Why are the posts dated in November. is this a time warp blog?

Otherwise, I’m good with baby-chompin’, tired of being a goody-two shoes progressive, time to slash and burn.

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:12:54 +0000

Funny, funny man! And I spent all that time being mad about the slings and slurs thrown during the Fearmongering Campaign. You have a better approach…make the rumors *juicier*!

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:59:19 +0000

Wow Sal…(munch ..munch)..sheer profundity..(munch chew munch…) yep…(burp)…here is one for you.
A fool posts a response to a 3 day old satirical post..(munch burp munch) …proving the point of the original post..(belch……)

Nov. 4, 2008
The day the real fools ..were laughed off the stage

By: SAL

SAL — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:22:39 +0000

God can alter the destiny a fool.
But a fool cannot alter God.

The fool laughs and says, “There is no God?”
But the wise seek Truth and find Him.

What are you seeking?

By: VJBinCT

VJBinCT — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:28:32 +0000

thank you for your guidance.

By: Puh-lease!

Puh-lease! — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:03:07 +0000

Luckily for Conservatives, we liberals believe in America, as well. We believe in Democracy. We believe that even if John McCain somehow wins the Presidency, America will live on. We believe in Americans. Even though so many Conservatives don’t.

BULLSHIT! IF MCCAIN WINS YOU’LL HAVE ANOTHER EIGHT YEAR TEMPER TANTRUM. WHY ARE LIBERALS SO IN LOVE WITH THEMSELVES. IT’S UNSEEMLY.

By: ronhohn

ronhohn — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:41:01 +0000

If I paint my dog up to look like a panda, will that be OK? Can I then marry hm?

By: JW

JW — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:44:43 +0000

Finally Johnson’s Baby Shampoo will be able go to their original business model – making shampoo out of actual (unborn) babies.

By: KJ

KJ — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:16:05 +0000

But I was so looking forward to the riots and looting if McCain wins.
I want an iPhone. I’m not going to marry it though–just use it and cast it aside.

By: mark

mark — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:12:59 +0000

I’ll make millions from my panda-flavored baby-Q sauce!

By: Verline

Verline — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:39:44 +0000

Marrying a gay panda abortionist is my plan. It’s like killing two babies with one stone or something like that.

By: Senator David Vitter

Senator David Vitter — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:24:24 +0000

Hey wait. I’m not really a conservative, so don’t kill me.

Is it too late for me to get in on the panda-orgy? Can I wear a diaper?

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:12:55 +0000

Uh oh, we were supposed to wait on the hot panda-loving?

Oh well,…after today, Ling Ling and I can get that abortion at the Duane Reade across the street.

By: Lola

Lola — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:05:23 +0000

As a transsexual, I wholeheartedly support Obama’s platform:

‘Time for Change’!

By: yummi

yummi — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:03:21 +0000

A baby in every pot.